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What is Wilkie?
someone who gets more pussy than a dildo does. a wilkie gets so many bitches he cant even fit them in the white house
holy shit look at that wilkie
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Wilkie - video
Wilkie - what is it?
wilkie is the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of a night and instead of make himself a nice morning cuppa, he will pack himself a ripper of a beug. he'll look up, stare into your eyes and say play farken ball kid, in that moment wilkie is prepared for anything. not to mention he is just a menace of bloke, stinks beers like water and slams 7s for breakfast. bailey lives life by a, do first, think later mentality, kinda a blessing he's still kickin.
example 1:
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped
example 2:
wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating
What does "Wilkie" mean?
A high level of intoxication caused from excess alcohol. If someone is "Wilkied" their night would usually consist of spewing before leaving pre drinks and if they are truly Wilkied they will be refused entry into the club, but often seek solace in the nearest McDonalds accompanied by a box of McNuggets,
"oh my god Amy was so Wilkied last night!"
Wilkie - what does it mean?
Some one gives who gives you a massi erection. Typically very stinky and sexy
Wilki uses white rain rain shampoo
Wilkie - meaning
To screw something up royally, such as break or crash an expensive piece of equipment.
Often used in 'pull a wilkie', a common phrase meaning to crash or break something.
Also note, 'wilkied': An item that is broken, often because someone 'pulled a wilkie',
Commonly used when talking about expensive pieces of equipment.
'Next time you fly the drone, make sure you don't pull a wilkie. We can't afford to replace another.'
'Sorry your new drone got broken, Ryan was flying it and now it's wilkied.'
Wilkie - definition
To have a Tantrum, Mental turn, Spit the dummy
He has taken a wilkie. He is a wilkie taker
Wilkie - slang
to be fully dependant on another. one who is completely incapable of being to complete the most simple day to day tasks without screaming for help.
Seriously?! You can't do anything by yourself your such a wilkie
Wilkie
To be obsessed with a woman, or man, that is way out of said person's league and be totally oblivous to it.
Also unable to take hint of dis-interest.
Did you see John with that chic? He was so Wilkie.
That was totally wilkish.
Wilkie
A shitthole 45 minutes away from North Battleford, a crackhead shitthole.
All they do with there money is fund a rink that they only use for shitty little league hockey, they don't even have there own hockey team they share it with Biggar so they don't seem like total dusters against Unity.
Wilkie says that they aren't cousin fuckin' hillbillies like Macklin, but everyone who doesn't have the last name Sittler or Cey knows the truth.
Most people they're are either prudes, fake, snakes, snitches or hillbillies, sometimes all.
"Yeah those dusters are from Wilkie, one's over there flirting with his cousin"
"That Cey from Wilkie gave his sister an Alabama hot pocket "
Wilkie
The hardest partying town on the prairies, often confused with such great places as Las Vegas and New York. But it is a proven fact that Wilkie parties harder and anyone from there can drink an Irishman under the table, with both hands behind his back.
Man that place is fucking awesome, its definetly a Wilkie.
I'm so bored, lets go find a Wilkie.