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What is Whoopi Goldberg?
Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
Whoopi Goldberg - video
Whoopi Goldberg - what is it?
To have had meagre success, only to be universally hated soon after.
David Blaine is so Whoopi Goldberg
What does "Whoopi Goldberg" mean?
exclaiming the famous actresses name while jizzing after being jacked off with chocolate syrup, preferably nestle chocolate syrup hardening shell brand.
R: did you hear about Adam the other day?
Example:
J: what about Adam?
R: he whoopi goldberged Becca right in front of an audience.
J: Oh yeah i was there.
Example:
Timothy was about to whoopi goldberg Gertrude but he didnt make it in time and the chocolate shell hardened.
Whoopi Goldberg - what does it mean?
A intensely annoying fart that takes on it's own persona after being emmited from your anus. Also, is the first ever black woman.
I was making love last night and Whoopie Goldberg popped out from under the covers.
Whoopi Goldberg - meaning
Eating/licking the dried faecal remains tangled in the hair around the asshole area.
Dad: 'Would you nail that girl?'
Keith:' Fuck yeah man, I would Whoopi Goldberg her!'
Whoopi Goldberg - definition
Someone that doesn't like Republicans.
Whoopi Goldberg does not like Republicans.
Whoopi Goldberg - slang
see washed up.
She also has a striking resemblance to the members of Bad Brains.
Whoopi Goldberg used to have a career, but the public no longer cares.
Whoopi Goldberg
-Man, did you see Whoopi Goldberg runnin' from the popo?
-Nah, man. That was Elmer Fudd!