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What is Wetzel's?
An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
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Wetzel's - what is it?
Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd
We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today
What does "Wetzel's" mean?
When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole
Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”
Mat “sure thing Jim!”
Wetzel's - what does it mean?
A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.
Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life
Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?
Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
Wetzel's - meaning
One who lacks companions of his own age. Looking for acceptance, a Wetzell will usually join a masculant/homosexual sport and will be terrible at it.
Who's that kid? Is he wrestling?
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.
Wetzel's - definition
a total fucked up freak
why are you such a wetzel!
Wetzel's - slang
A one legged killer gnome, who kills with his single red tap shoe. Its an old camper story. A tale from the Catskill Mountains. He also hexes people with hexzels. The GTC is associated with him often.
Only the GTC can stop Wetzel!
Wetzel's
A terrorizer running around fucking shit up and not giving a damn
Look at wetzel go, he just flooded that dumb bitches room
Wetzel's
To rip someone off; to jip someone out of money.
Did John Wetzel you out of your money again?
Wetzel's
An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex
Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.