Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Wet seal?

When Job wraps a chick in the spinning yoyo string, then as she gets third degree friction burns, he rides her to orgasm and uses the string to throw her in a nearby body of water.

The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.

Oh man. Did you see that epic wet seal Job pulled last night?

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Wet seal - video


Wet seal - what is it?

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

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What does "Wet seal" mean?

A sex position for the bathtub when the girl leans up against the side of the tub facing outward and arches backward with her hands on the side of the tub such as in a seal position, while the man behind her is pulling her hair back and fucking her from the back at the same time.

i really gave her the wet seal last night

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Wet seal - what does it mean?

a wet seal is when a morbidly obese woman is giving you oral sex while she runs on a treadmill rubbed down in bacon grease.

i totally wanna wet seal that fat chick bro.

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Wet seal - meaning

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a wet seal last night. Didn't you hear the barking?

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Wet seal - definition

A well lubricated anus.

Wet Seal/Noun- A "slippery" rectum ready for penitration.

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Wet seal - slang

a great store. you should shop there.

i love shopping at wet seal!

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Wet seal

A store that sells cute clothes for teens to mid- twenty somethings for a good price. They almost went under a few years back, but are comin back!

"Where'd you get that cute dress?"
"Wet Seal..for 15 bucks."
"Naw uh? Really?"
"Yeah."

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Wet seal

California-based corporation that tortures animals in the name of fashion

Wet Seal sells tacky clothing trimmed with the skin of dead rabbits

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Wet seal

a sexual position in which the girl lays flat on her stomach, a man puts lubracation on her legs and behind, and slides up into her butt.

Give her the Wet seal Ace!

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