Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Westphalia?

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

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Westphalia - what is it?

INBRED TRUCK NATION FUCK YOUR COUSINS DAILY!!!!

DORTHY IS WAITING FOR ME IN WESTPHALIA MICHIGAN MOM SAID WE ARE ONLY SECOND COUSINS!!!!

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What does "Westphalia" mean?

A camper made by VW. Possibly the coolest car ever to exist. Included full setup, with bed and heating, perfect for those "nights out".

Shit man, your new Westphalia Rocks! Has you girlfriend the back yet?

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Westphalia - what does it mean?

THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD

WESTPHALIA FOREVER!!!!

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