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What is Watchtower?A metaphor to describe this special kind of Jehovah's Witnesses, underlining two of their most protruding attributes; brain-washed and never tired of trying to distribute their little mag to us disbelievers. Through a tiny slit in my kitchen drapes I observed two Watchtower zombies hawking the door knob for a solid fifteen minutes. Watchtower - meme gifWatchtower - videoWatchtower - what is it?One member of the party lies in supine position and receives the fecal torpedo from someone else positioned above their face. The challenge is to dump perpendicularly into the mouth of the recieving partner in order to create a perfectly vertical watchtower. After giving her a waikiki watchtower she fell in love with him. What does "Watchtower" mean?What the Jehova's Witnesses now call themselves. Hi, would you like to be converted to Watchtowerism, filthy heathen? Watchtower - what does it mean?Watchtower - meaning'Watchtowering' or 'to watchtower'. Example: Steve is sat at the bar bored; he's watchtowering again... ("Dum dum dum dum dum dum, TSSSSK, Dum dum dum dum dum dum) Watchtower - definitionA publishing and real estate corporation, based in the USA, that employs millions of people to work for them without pay, and even donate money, by telling them it is a religion. They publish a magazine of the same name in which they tell their employees they will live in paradise on earth if they obey their leaders and work hard for them. The employees are known as Jehova's Witnesses. "Is it okay if I do this?" Watchtower - slangThey're this badass thrash-prog band that had some great stuff back in the 80s. You see, they started out in Austin, Texas and basically did NWOBHM and Rush covers before recording the greatest thrash album known to man, Energetic Disassembly. After this, their guitarist Billy White left because he was a sissy and didn't like metal. Their singer Jason McMaster also left to join some glam band called Dangerous Toys or whatever. They got replaced by new guys, like Ron Jarzombek and Alan Tecchio in time to record the greatest prog album known to man, Control and Resistance. After this, Jarzombek got hand problems and Tecchio left, so Watchtower sort of disbanded. Jim: Hey man, check this band out, they're crazy. WatchtowerThe space station that serves as official Justice League headquarters. The Watchtower was paid for and designed by Wayne Industries and lived in by Batman, Wonder Woman, John Stewart (the Green Lantern of Earth), Superman, J'onn J'onzz (the Martian Manhunter, the Flash, Hawkgirl, and many more. Static: I feel like a great big double-A battery. WatchtowerThe Watchtower magazine contains no advertizing and is not political. "It adheres to the Bible as its authority." If you would like to know more about the Bible and how it is practical today, please accept our Watchtower magazine where you can consider these thoughts at your convenience. If you will read it we offer it free of charge or obligation. WatchtowerProper form: The Watchtower. The Watchtower is published by a non-profit organization, Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. "Watchtower" has never been the name of a religion. |
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