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What is Wakey wakey?

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it

Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Wakey wakey - video


Wakey wakey - what is it?

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

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What does "Wakey wakey" mean?

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

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Wakey wakey - what does it mean?

Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.

I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.

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Wakey wakey - meaning

what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz

Budd: Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey
Beatrix: ah fuck

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Wakey wakey - definition

Noun. Breakfast in the hood - wings, fries, salmon patties, pancakes, mexican omelette.

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.

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Wakey wakey - slang

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

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Wakey wakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

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Wakey wakey

Modafinil. From the fictional Wakey-Wakey drug in the role-playing game Paranoia.

I'm going to find some wakey-wakey so I can finish this project by tomorrow.

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Wakey wakey

A cute/nice way of saying "wake the f*** up"!!!

The boyfriend decided that her sleeping girlfriend had more than welcomed her stay and says "wakey wakey, listen... you have to go now". :)

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