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What is Vista's?OSX but with windows logos, and will crash all of the time."" "Have you seen the new Windows os vista?" Vista's - meme gifVista's - videoVista's - what is it?The name of the new Windows Operative System. Windows Vista aka Longhorn (working title). When is the new windows comming out? What does "Vista's" mean?noun... noun... Vista's - what does it mean?A very unstable operating system designed by Microsoft. Tom: Hows Vista working for ya? Vista's - meaningMicrosoft's newest operating system that has strikingly familiar speeds, quirks, and errors to Windows ME. Rumored to be the fastest and most aesthetically pleasing Windows OS yet but proof of these claims have rarely been seen by users. Mostly, an advertising scheme between Microsoft and computer hardware manufacturers to get you to purchase the newest and most expensive components on the market. example 1: Vista's - definitionSurpassing XP, Vista will be the world's largest and most powerful computer virus. It's Codename is Longhorn, and it is manufactured by the Beast of Redmond aka Microsoft. It will try to lure people in to buying the overly priced piece of shit by stealing transparancy ideas from Mac OSX and making secure command lines similar to Linux. It will only work with certain "security enabled" monitors, so most home users will have to upgrade (again) and some notebook users will be fucked. I have a AMD 64 3200+ with 2 gigs of ram and an 80 gb HDD and I am still running Win2k, although Debian is my main weapon of choice. Vista is already undergoing numerous trademark lawsuits, and it will be replacing NTFS with WinFS, which means support for the FAT's may decline. late 2006/ early 2007 Vista's - slangVista is a funny, thick, pretty & caring person. She might be a annoying but if you get to know her well youβll see sheβs great. Vistaβs will treat her boyfriend with respect and love. If you ever meet a Vista, hold on to her and donβt let go. Person 1- Do you have a friend like Vista? Vista'sremember Windows ME? LOL, your vista computer crashed again. At least my Windows ME computer runs once in awhile. Vista'sMicrosoft's suicide attempt, after years of grueling research Microsoft's top engineers determined that combining extremely expensive OS prices, too many damn versions with all except ultimate being crippled in some way, shitty compatibility, an OS with a "pretty GUI" resulting in a resource black hole which in turn cost people more money to upgrade only to discover that despite upgrading to the largest amount of memory and most expensive Processor, that due to it's being modeled on black hole physics their computers are no faster than before, they also made sure to make it difficult to use and find things, included a user agony and cruelty infliction system(commonly known as UAC), and decided that to truly piss off admins that even when running as administrator you aren't truly administrator. Microsoft Engineer1: The tests results from the beta testers for vista are in: anger, frustration, and incidences of user on computer violence are up 300%. Vista'sViruses See BSOD for an example of Vista. |
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