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What is Van Gogh's?
cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit
i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.
Van Gogh's - video
Van Gogh's - what is it?
when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!
Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."
"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"
What does "Van Gogh's" mean?
A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
Van Gogh's - what does it mean?
The term used to define someone that is trying to join your group at a club/party. Playing off the famous painter, signifying that the guy is crazy for trying to join a clique that only knows how to do it big!
Bar Scene: Hanging out with your group of friends, drinking and having a good time. A random/sketchy guy comes up and tries to socially awkwardly join the conversation.
Being Drunk you staight up just say, what's up Van Gogh!
Van Gogh's - meaning
An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
Van Gogh's - definition
Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.
Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.
Van Gogh's - slang
That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.
Van Gogh's
Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.
See also Monet and Picasso
'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'
e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau
Van Gogh's
To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach
One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty
verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"
I just van goghed her last night man, it was awesome
Van Gogh's
The Van Gogh is a sexual act where you start off with small strokes like you are painting a landscape and then you finish with a vibrant end
I van goghed your mum
Iām gonna van gogh you
He van goghed me yesterday