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What is Vaguebooking?
noun: An intentionally vague or one-worded status update, alluding to something else. This could be an inside joke, or anything meant for only a few people. More simply, it could be a plea for someone to comment. Such as "pointless", "frustrated", or any inside joke.
Did you see Jeremy's vaguebook? All it said was 'pointless'.
Vaguebooking - video
Vaguebooking - what is it?
someone who intentionally throws up a vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
...don't be one.
Example:
Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "regretting last night"
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."
"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"
What does "Vaguebooking" mean?
When you post random things on Facebook out of context, and people perceive it as an emotional post (ie: Song Lyrics, Unidentified Quotes, Passages of unpopular literature)
me: life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that lies the crown. I love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down..
you: Dood. Ur vaguebooking.. staph
Vaguebooking - what does it mean?
An intentionally vague Facebook status update intended to repel less important f-book friends by prompting them to "Hide" any of your future status updates, thereby getting them off your back and out of your business (see "passive aggressive tactics").
Penelope: is hopelss and out shopping for extension cords.
Josh (to Meg): omg Penelope is just getting so obnoxious with her vaguebooking. I'm hiding her updates from now on!
Meg (to Penelope): Josh told me he's going to hide your updates from now on.
Penelope (to Meg): Thank goodness, he's been incessantly commenting on my wall ever since he friended me.
Vaguebooking - meaning
Writing a Facebook status to some without mentioning their name. Typically the updater and the person they are writing to know it's between them and make reply statuses back and forth. Sometimes it's with videos and not actual status updates.
Girl's Vaguebooking Status "Why don't we just fuck already?"
Guy's Update Replying to that - "When and where?"
Vaguebooking - definition
Intentional or unintentional vague or ambiguous facebook status message, which people have no clue as to what the heck you are talking about. Also included is posting fragmented song lyrics without stating the artist.
Penny: sure looks like someone is mad
Seriously, who? Is that a song? Penny should stop vaguebooking!
Vaguebooking - slang
Writing a Facebook status to/about someone without mentioning their name. A tactic typically employed by 15 year old girls, however one that has become an alarming trend among grown men (and adults in general) who display an apparent lack of testicular fortitude. The Status is usually followed by dot dot dot and a Wink Emoticon to accentuate the passive aggressive "I'm better than you" overtones.
The Status author is so blinded by his over blown sense of self worth that he generally fails to realize that he looks like a complete Bitch and spineless fool.
I remember when I was a Skateboarder, I was 12. Some people need to get a grip.
Dave: I wonder who Mark is talking about. He's Vaguebooking again.
Fred: Possibly me, because I still Skateboard at 32.
Dave: Dude needs to grow some balls. He comes across like such a whiney little Bitch.
Vaguebooking
An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to "Hide" future updates by the perpetrator.
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"
Vaguebooking
When one has feelings to share and takes to Facebook to do so. Instead of writing out what one actually needs to say, they write something cryptic that prompts others to ask "what's wrong." This is usually when the Vaguebooker replies with another Vaguebook reply such as "DM me" or "don't feel like talking about it." This will then prompt the inquirer to not give a shit.
Kelly had a bad week, so she took to Facebook to do some vaguebooking. "Really wish things turned out differently."
Vaguebooking
An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"
Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."
Opposite:
Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"
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