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What is VIN DIESEL?
An alternative to religion.
All praises be to Vin Diesel!
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VIN DIESEL - what is it?
Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect turducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual turducken.
Vin Diesel was, unbeknowest to even the director, the main character of Saving Private Ryan.
What does "VIN DIESEL" mean?
Noun: A person who one can tell is multi-racial but not of what origins.
"Have you seen that new guy? He's really hot."
"Oh yeah. I think he's filipino and black."
"Or black and puerto rican"
"Oh he's a Vin Diesel"
VIN DIESEL - what does it mean?
To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.
1.The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.
2.I lost all my hair when I Vin Dieseled a dog for eating my sandwich.
VIN DIESEL - meaning
Verb.
The act of sharing Vin Diesel facts, quotes and multimedia within your social circle to bring joy to them and learn ways to live life correctly.
1. Dan was having a shit day so Bob repeatedly Vin Dieseled him via Slack to cheer him up.
2. Stop Vin Dieseling me! you're making me feel my life is not worth it.
VIN DIESEL - definition
Verb: The act of picking a woman up by her booty and forcibly shoving her against the wall for the act of lovemaking. Usually preformed with the females legs wrapped around the vin diesel 'er for added support and utility. This practice was made famous from the first Fast and Furious movie.
First male: "Hey bro my girl came over last night and as she walked in i totally Vin Diesel'ed her without saying hi!"
Second male: "Awesome!"
VIN DIESEL - slang
Taken from Fast and Furious.
The act of screwing people over in any online racing game by causing them to crash.
Player 1: Yes I'm coming first.
Player 2: NOT *bumps player 1 causing him to crash*.
Player 1: Dude why are you Vin Dieseling me.
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Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.
Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.
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An actor with a hidden message
Vin Diesel rearranged= I end lives