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What is Utah Jazz?

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).

"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."

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Utah Jazz - video


Utah Jazz - what is it?

a fan of the Utah Jazz. One of the most pathetic creatures capable of intaking oxygen and expelling bullshit. The most common breed lives in a constant state of denial hoping a higher power will intervene with their season and lead them to a playoff birth. Allergic to extended periods of success and championships.

Utah Jazz Fans erect statues of mediocre players who have never won a championship.

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What does "Utah Jazz" mean?

A team that you can tell got relocated to Utah. What is jazzy about Utah?

A team name like the Utah Jazz is a lot like a team named the Utah Marlins.

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Utah Jazz - what does it mean?

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

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Utah Jazz - meaning

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04

The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.

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