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What is Uta?

University of Texas at Arlington.(or
U T Almost) A medium sized campus in the UT system. It has a cannon and a football stadium named after a professor who still teaches here. But.....It has no football team to blow the cannon for or for the cheerleaders to cheer for and, alas, the stadium is empty.

Hey, you live in texas dont you?
Yeah, I go to college at UT
in Austin?
No.....Arlington.....sniff..sniff..

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Uta - what is it?

Form of YITAS meaning U Took A Shit. Also see ITASOY. You may also say UFTAS, meaning U Fucking Took a Shit.

Person #1: Dammit! Wut the hell happened in here?
Person #2: UFTAS you bastard!

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What does "Uta" mean?

1. The word is a contraction of Puta.

Uta che! (This parenthesis is not part of the example. It's just b/c UD must have 20 letters in the example)

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Uta - what does it mean?

The University of Texas at Arlington, located in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. Any university can be compared to this school if it satisfies all of the following criterion:

(1) Less than 10% of the professors are competent.

(2) The college of engineering is 95% Indian.

(3) There are only 10 people that live on campus.

(4) The total research spending of the institution matches that of the value of a Gordita from Taco Bell.

(5) The international students maintain a GPA of around 3.8 while the local students (hicks in this case) usually hover around a 2.3 GPA.

I go to *insert university name here*. It's another one of those UTA schools.

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Uta - meaning

UTAS stands for Up The Ass Syndrome. It's when someone is constantly following you around, always up under you, not letting you breathe, not giving you space.

I'm sorry I couldn't come over last night. My girl was giving me a serious case of UTAS!

What's the matter? Is Jerry UTASsing you to death?

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Uta - definition

The University of Tasmania (UTAS) is an international university working out of Tasmania. The University was founded by an Act of the Tasmanian Parliament on 1 January 1890.

As the fourth oldest university in Australia, UTAS are an original 'sandstone' university.

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Uta - slang

Acronym for "Up The Ass"

Dude 1: How far did you get with my sister last night?

Dude 2: Fucked her UTA!

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Uta

Acronym for "up the Arsenal"
Referring to Arsenal FC (North London) - the greatest football the world has ever seen

Bruv, UTA! I hope we smash the yids today.

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Uta

It's just the Japanese word for song.

Her beautiful uta made people feel wonderful.

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Uta

The best person to ever walk this Earth. No one has ever pronounced her name right on the first try.

Nice to meet you Oota, I mean Uta.”

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