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What is Uncle Jack?
A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
Uncle Jack - video
Uncle Jack - what is it?
Worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*
What does "Uncle Jack" mean?
A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there
"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"
Uncle Jack - what does it mean?
Another name for Jack Daniels. Also used as a family member to a drunk.
"Goddammned, Uncle Jack Really Obliterated My Ass Last Night!"
"Jason and I Drank A Whole handle of Good Ole' Uncle Jack Last Night!"
Uncle Jack - meaning
To find a small creature and to put it in any hole you have, while singing Stronger by Britney spears
Nick found a bullfrog and proceded to Uncle Jack with it
Uncle Jack - definition
A term used by Jews to insult fellow Jews who happen to be members of the Republican Party, or simply have more conservative views.
The Republican Jewish Coaltion are a bunch of Uncle Jacks!
Uncle Jack - slang
The most amazing dumpster diver/ garbage picker/ garbage sorter/ trash hoarder in the world. He dwells in he Big Blue Box in Thunder Bay. Uncle Jack enjoys spending time with his family (Jacob Hoggard, Dave Rosin, Chris Crippin, Tommy Mac) and taking long, romantic strolls through the landfill at sunset.
Uncle Jack, what are you looking for in the big blue box?
Uncle Jack
Your somewhat deranged crazy zoo worker uncle. Apparently the water there has made him crazy, because he now goes around collecting elephant sperm…and helping people off the elephants. He also consistently needs helpers for his collection program. He is a sad, sad person to have in your family.
If your uncle Jack helps you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant
Uncle Jack
Accent with heavy emphasis on phlegm.
Almost sounds like there is a Y in front of every vowel and sounds very similar to Hebrew.
Cousin Shane: Uncle Jack! Wherye's Yeall Thye Pyunch!!!
Uncle Jack: LOAH!!!! PYUNCH!!!!
Uncle Jack
to take with out asking permission.
Are you a winner or a loser? If you are a winner you will go ahead and Uncle Jack that last piece of chicken.