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What is Umbrella?
When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.
Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.
Umbrella - meme gif
Umbrella - video
Umbrella - what is it?
This Umbrella is Usless
What does "Umbrella" mean?
An umbrella can be used in many ways.
1.Rihanna's sexy hi-hat-rhythmic song; "You can stand under my umbrella,ella,ella,eh,eh,eh!"
2. A useful tool thatthe bald} Britney Spears uses. She can be found smashing the windows of a car.
3. An even more useful tool used to block the white rains of a man's penis; a condom.
Alicia-I love Rihanna's song Umbrella, I've screwed my boyfriend to it TWICE.
Britney's gone mad...smashing cars with umbrellas,ellas,ellas,eh,eh,eh!
Wizisika-You'd better have bought some extra-protection umbrellas,you rude boy, cuz I'll give it to you hard tonight!
Umbrella - what does it mean?
What you do after snorting a line. Involves pulling up the side of your nose flap that you snorted the line through and sniffing real hard to get everything you just snorted in your system better.
"just sniffed a tab."
"Don't forget the umbrella."
"Oh yeah i forgot."
Umbrella - meaning
(noun) - collapsable canopy that protects from the weather
Mike and Fran playing hangman:
Fran's stuck on an eight letter word, Mike starts offering hints: "It's got a crooked handle...before you use it you have to stretch it first...and it's something we can share."
Fran eons later: "That sounds so wrong...ohh..I've got it- umbrella"
Umbrella - definition
Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella -ella -ella -ehh -ehh -ehh
Emo Kid: Woah! Such a deep hidden message.
Umbrella - slang
A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.
Joe: "Fuck its raining!"
Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"
Joe: "Alright....thanks"
Umbrella
A form of pleasuring a female, where one inserts their entire forearm into a woman's vaginal passage, and expands their hand fully when inside, resembling an umbrella.
"Yo Pete, how'd things go with Carolyn last night?
"Pretty good bro, she was diggin everything until I gave her an umbrella."
Umbrella
It's like a big hat, only it's not a hat...its an umbrella
One can stand under an umbrella to avoid being rained on.
Umbrella
"Do you have an umbrella?"