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What is UChicago?
Where you go if you want to put in the same amount of work you would've at Harvard, but for a 3.3 instead of a 3.9. Grade deflation is real, and it's a menace.
Everyone who goes to UChicago comes to regret it.
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UChicago - what is it?
UC Hicago is part of the university of Californian system and is located in Hicago, California.
It is know for being substantially lower on the collegiate pecking order than it’s peers like UC Berkeley or UCLA, frequently coming in even below UC Riverside in most rankings.
Students that go here are frequently miserable due to high work loads of basic arithmetic and color by the numbers sheets.
Notable alumnus include gonzo from the muppets and mister bean.
Johnathan: Hey! I heard you’re going to UChicago!
Ugly Steve: yeah, I wanted to go to Northwestern but I got stuck here. At least i’m not the worst looking person on campus though!
What does "UChicago" mean?
Harvard's lesser-known, intellectually superior little brother.
Harvard is a bitch.
UChicago - what does it mean?
Although lesser known than its peer institutions like Harvard, Stanford, Princeton, and Yale, the University of Chicago is a place so nerdy and intellectually stimulating that it leaves you feeling like you've been beaten over the head by Aristotle while the dead hands of Milton Friedman shove an economics textbook down your throat. First years walk in as brainy little dorks and graduate as big burly scholarly men. AT THIS SCHOOL, YOU WILL LEARN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Albert: Hey, Bart! We're going to a frat party tonight. Want to join?
Bart: Nah, thanks for asking but I have to work on this problem set for complex analysis.
Albert: Oh man, that's so UChicago of you.