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What is Twihard?
a boner you get after watching twilight
"Connor, whats in your pants?"
"Oh, I just watched twilight. I have a twihard."
"Wow"
Twihard - video
Twihard - what is it?
the biggest fucking retard you could ever meet. this person loves to read the twilight books. she/he is most likely crazy and is liable to come to your school or work with a knife or gun and shoot the non-believers of his/her cult up. you should be nice to this person, you never know what could happen
kid:man did you see that hannah girl, she's such a twihard.
other kid:dude don't say that about her she'll probably shoot us up.
kid:alright dude we'll be nice, but you know she's a twihard
What does "Twihard" mean?
A Twihard is a devoted fan of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight series", which are a series of books that make surprisingly good toilet paper and/or bonfire material. Twihards are mostly comprised of teenage girls who have long lost their insanity. Twihards have been brainwashed to become Stephenie Meyers personal, voilent army.
"Twihards have lost their insanity"
"Twihards officially have no life"
"Twihards are insane"
Twihard - what does it mean?
Hardcore fan of the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer.
Loved the books before there was even going to be a film, and did not jump on the bandwagon because the actors were sexy(If you did this then SHAME on you).
Twihards usually have at least 3 movie posters, either have lost count of how many times they've read the book or keep a running count, and frequently quote the books in serious situations... and then get glared at by the people around them =P.
The best breed of fangirl. ;)
NOTE: Just because you've done the three examples doesn't automatically make you a twihard.=D
Girl: Hey, want some popcorn?
Twihard: 'You brought a snack?'xD
-Random Situation In Which Feathers Are Thrown (Oh It's Happened)-
Twihard- 'Why Am I Covered In Feathers?'
Twihard - meaning
A mixture of the words 'Twilight' and 'Try-hard'. It is one of many names given to the fanbase of Stephenie Meyer's series of books, Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse (and Breaking Dawn, not yet released).
"Oh my god, I can't wait until the Twilight movie comes out in December!!!"
"You are such a Twihard."
Twihard - definition
I heard Ryan Secreast use the word twihard while flipping through the channels one time. Go figure...
Twihard - slang
An individual that will more than likely take extreme and hostile actions towards any other individual that either has no interest in the Twilight series or believes it to be a collection of filth on paper that could have been used for a better purpose such as wiping one's bum.
(http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175)
These are everyday examples of Twihards.
Twihard
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true love & love at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. You constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an hour for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important day of the week.
3. You dream of going to Forks, or living in Forks.
4. You have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but you wish Vampires totally existed so you can marry one.
6. You refer to Twilight as "literary crack" or a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied said literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favorite fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favorite flowers.
10. Whenever you hear "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne, you can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When you grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. You dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. You look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. You love running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. You hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. You dream about killing Bella so you can date Edward.
19. If you could have one wish, it would be that you were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. You hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All you want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. You have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so you can pretend your with Edward.
24. You have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, you have ordered mushroom ravioli and a coke.
26. You know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward stole his cookies.
27. All of your friends think you need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with random strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. You are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profile is either dedicated to Twilight, or has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, given yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. You enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since you know they are only taking out your favorite quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and you jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. You have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and you took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. You felt betrayed when you found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. You refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz or Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, you are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause you want to talk about Twilight.
While Twilighters are open to changes with the book in the upcoming Twilight movies, Twihards are very conservative, and hate whenever something changes.
Those Twihards got really pissed off at MTV for spending a Tuesday interviewing The Bella Cullen Project.
Twihard
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face.
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could you say that?! I'm in love with him!!"
Twihard
A combination of the words "Twilight' and "Die-Hard", Twihards (usually young females) are obsessive fans of the "Twilight Saga" series of books by author Stephenie Meyer, and the film adaptations. Twihards embrace all things Twilight with religious zeal, daily visiting fansites, quoting dialoge from the series, and stalking (online or in person) the films' stars, especially on the Vancouver BC movie set. Most Twihards are "Team Edward", although the self-declared sub-category "Team Jacob" also qualifies for the Twihard designation. Comment or remark to a Twihard, and she can relate it to Twilight instantly.
Overheard conversation between two Twihards; "Only 84 days, 25 min. & 32 seconds til the next Twilight movie comes out!" Squeee!