Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Tweeting?

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

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Tweeting - what is it?

1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock

1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter

3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?

5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."

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What does "Tweeting" mean?

Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.

Marty: I just got twibed!
Scott: Tweet! Who's in your twibe?

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Tweeting - what does it mean?

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

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Tweeting - meaning

Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!

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Tweeting - definition

Tweeting (Verb) 1) The act of repeating things and being stupid 2) The act of repeating things and being stupid 3) The act of repeating things and being stupid 4) The act of being so stupid you don't realize you're repeating things

LOLfreak: LOL

WTFman: WTF

LOLfreak: LOL

Prandom: Idiotic Tweeting people...

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Tweeting - slang

Dressing up like a bird and then urinating on someone in an erotic fashion

John: "Hey Rob what are you doing?"

Rob: "I'm tweeting with my girlfriend"

John: "Wow, I didn't know you guys where into hardcore action"

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Tweeting

The act of putting a hole into a buttplug then forcing it into your rectum to hear a loud whistling sound like a bird.

The only thing you could hear from the shack was the sound of <insert name> tweeting forcefully.

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Tweeting

The act of sending and recieving messages via Twitter.com.

" I was tweeting to my girlfriend last night. "

" Did you see the message i tweeted to Travis ? "

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Tweeting

Writing using a bird's beak

Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."

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