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What is Turtling?
The sexual act of missionary for bigger woman (they cannot rollover due to their weight) whereas the man ejaculates all over the stomach, face and breasts on the woman, and the woman moves around like a turtle out of the shell, similar to Super Mario Brothers.
I caught my wife Josie turtling while some dude was banging her on my couch.
Turtling - meme gif
Turtling - video
Turtling - what is it?
When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them
MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
What does "Turtling" mean?
Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.
E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals
Turtling - what does it mean?
1. To perform anal sex while the recipient is experiencing the need for a large poo, eg. "Banging the turtle's head".
2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.
1. Girl: "The turtle is poking his head out . . ."
Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)
2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"
Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."
Turtling - meaning
Verb. To hide ones head in a shirt, sweater, or blanket. Can involve also laying in fetal position. Happens when someone is extremely uncomfortable.
Samie: Kelly and Abbie were fighting right in front of me and I don't like confrontation.
Mary Madison: What did you do?
Samie: I did the only thing I could do, I began turtling.
Turtling - definition
When a chubby dog is laying on his back to get belly rubs, then hears something and gets excited, and tries to get up really fast but can't because he is too fat and has stubby legs. This results in a lot of flailing around and squirming back and forth (which he does in an effort to get enough traction or momentum to flip back around). Doing this, the dog resembles a turtle that has fallen on its back, unable to flip itself right-side-up.
I was giving my dog belly rubs and then he heard you come in and he started turtling!
Turtling - slang
When you take all the crap out of someones backpack, flip it inside out, put all the stuff back in and zip it up during class. Usually when the person who owns the backpack is going to the bathroom...
"Mr. Hugger, tell Yari to quit turtling my backpack whenever I leave the class"
"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"
Turtling
When the had of your penis receedes below the foreskin of your penis.
When it's cold outside or I wear small briefs my penis starts Turtling inside my body
Turtling
(v.) The act of taking one's backpack, emptying the contents, flipping the backpack inside-out, putting the contents back in, and zipping the backpack up.
The act of turning one's backpack inside out. Typically done to a classmate when he/she is zoned out, or just very involved in the lesson that day.
A very funny practical joke, that will be appearing in the 2014 Olympics as Speed Turtling.
Usually done by ninja-like people, who are adept in the art of stealth. If the turtlee happens to catch the turtler in the act, the turtler has to return the contents of the backpack to their original state.
*reaches for a pencil* "Dude, what happened to my backpack?"
"I don't know man, looks like you got turtled! Haha!"
"What the heck is that??"
"Can't you see your backpack? Looks like that ninja kid in the back of class has done some turtling..."
*struggles to get pencil*
Turtling
When the poop starts coming out of your butt hole
“Dude hurry up in the bathroom I’m turtling”