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What is TurtleHead?
The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.
Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead
TurtleHead - meme gif
TurtleHead - video
TurtleHead - what is it?
When you cna't hold a cramp anymore and the very tip of it comes out like a turtlehead"
"I need a bathroom, like now, it's turtleheading."
What does "TurtleHead" mean?
When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole
Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead
TurtleHead - what does it mean?
The appearance of a turtlehead and its subsequent return to the rectum.
"I have to find a toilet soon, because I'm turtleheading." turtlehead turtleheading
TurtleHead - meaning
oh my im touching cloth, i have a turtlehead
TurtleHead - definition
1. The head of a turtle
2. The protruding end of a faeces out of somebody's anus prompting a rush to the toilet.
Jesus! I must go to the crapper. There's a turtlehead in me undercrakers!!
TurtleHead - slang
When you really need to shit and it starts coming out
NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD
TurtleHead
A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".
Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"
Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."
TurtleHead
The nickname of when your poop is poking out of your butthole.
While I was in the car I had a turtlehead
TurtleHead
A loaf of shit that is beginning to poke out of your ass prior to reaching a toilet. Turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. You must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the shit loaf from further sliding out of the ass, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your ass cheeks creating an undesirable mess.
Guy 1: "I really need to take a shit."
Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"
Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."
Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."