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What is Tulsa?
The absolute best city in the great state of Oklahoma, rivaled only by Stillwater, which is home to the best university in the nation, OSU.
I used to think OKC was the best city in Oklahoma, then I visited Tulsa and knew I had been horribly misguided.
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Tulsa - what is it?
The shittiest place on the planet. Home to rednecks and pedophiles, homeless people and a bunch of crack heads. It’s also where I live!
I love Tulsa!
What does "Tulsa" mean?
Verb: to fornicate in a public, inappropriate place, like a crowded chapel or during a little league game. ex: "Did you hear about Bob? He Tulsa'd Sarah at the reunion, right in front of everyone!"
Tulsa-ing is sometimes an initiation ritual with light motorcycle and moped gangs in the Midwest United States. Emulating 60's mods from the UK, these gangs pick up "cherries" or "strawberries" working at stores and enagage in consensual sex during open hours, often in full view of customers- a cloak or jacket or tray of fruit might be ised to shield or hide any points of "contact".
cloak, gang, motorcycle, Tulsa,cherry
Tulsa - what does it mean?
Second largest city in the state. Nothing else.
Tulsan: "what's going on this weekend?"
Other Tulsan: "I am going to Oklahoma City to party hard"
Tulsan: "wow, i wish i could join you"
Tulsa - meaning
Another way of calling someone a slut. Notice, Tulsa is "a slut" spelled backwards.
Anthony : I hate jia..shes such a tulsa girl.
Tahj: Yea...me too.
Tulsa - definition
Tulsa can be ghetto in most spots of the city. North Tulsa is pretty ghetto always shootings and drug deals. West side Tulsa is extremly ghetto too. 8th street is home to alot of violence , and were I hail from home to my crib. Often you will hear people in the ghetto parts of Tulsa talkin about the people in the shadows, that shits real people hide behind lamp post, bushes, trees, garbage bins, cars, and building and they will attack you. Always keep a knife of the West and North side of Tulsa. Tulsa aka Meth capitol and thats why down town smells like cat piss. Alot of people in Tulsa have street names to hide from police.
Tulsa is so damn ghetto
Tulsa - slang
An event where much fewer than expected attendees show up. The attendance has to be so low that the host gets embarrassed.
Background: Donald Trump's rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma in June 2020
Mary: Hi Karen, how was your birthday party last night? Sorry I couldn't make it.
Karen: F**k you Mary! F**k everyone! I ordered food for 100 people and only 3 showed up. You all made a Tulsa out of my party.
Tulsa
Tulsa drugs and guns on every street and the news always runs a story about homicide. The strip clubs have more strings hanging out then a marionette.
We gonna go to tulsa? Nope don't feel like dying.
Tulsa
Tulsa is more like a city from east of the Mississippi. Like Louisville.
Oklahoma City is like a dirty truck stop on I-40 or I-35.
Oklahoma had a past Governor that would fly VIP's into Tulsa and have them limo 120 miles to Oklahoma City because the 2 hour trip was better looking than the drive from the Oklahoma City airport to the Governor's Mansion.
Tulsa, class.
Oklahoma City, trash.
Tulsa
Known for the Arkansas River, Brookside, Utica Square, Woodland Hills, Riverwalk and surrounding suburbs... Known for the Drillers, Oilers, Golden Hurricane, and Golden Eagles sports teams. Tulsa University and Oral Roberts U. Bells and Big Splash. A nice, inexpensive, safe place to live and grow up with rolling hills and trees abounding. Good suburban schools and bad city schools, mostly. The nicest place in Oklahoma and anywhere in between St. Louis, Dallas, Nashville, and Denver. Jenks and Union Sports Rivalry. Historically involved with oil and gas industry. South Tulsa - rich. East and West - average. North - poor. Cold, dry, windy winters. Stormy, warm springs. Humid, hot summers. Beautiful, calm falls. Buckle of the Bible Belt. Faith movement. Strong Christian presence.
I'm sure glad that I live in Tulsa, instead of some lame hick town or in Oklahoma City.
I go to QT gas stations and watch the weather 24/7 in Tulsa.