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What is Trombone?
So basically the trombone is superior to everything else in any band. Pep, jazz, marching, or symphonic, it's just plain better. Its the best low brass instrument, it has a slide. Without the almighty trombone, a band wouldn't have good power, volume, and just wouldn't be the same. Unlike other instruments in the brass, it is loud, powerful, and just good. They give life meaning and the band director a will to live. They also hold up the entire band. In short, they're just plain awesome.
(This definition is TOTALLY unbiased)
Friend 1: "woah! That's a trombone, right?! It sounds so cool I can't imagine a band without it!"
Friend 2: "yeah I get hard when I hear it and the band director does too."
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Trombone - video
Trombone - what is it?
A musical instrument of the brass family. The word, Trombone, is Italian for large trumpet. Although, instead of valves, it uses a slide to change the pitch.
The trombone can be heard very well in Mahler's 3rd symphony.
What does "Trombone" mean?
It's anallingus, with a tug job.
Trombone is something you would remember if you had one.
Trombone - what does it mean?
An extremely loud blasting device often used to harass members of the high woodwind section. Can play extremely low and high. Best instrument!
Trombones are enemies of flutes.
Trombone - meaning
A heavy instrument thats kinda hard to learn and hold but it gets better
1:Bro my trombone is so fricking heavy!
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.
Trombone - definition
the best part of the band that doesn't make mistakes and mostly is the party section and they no who boss
Person:this group is the more party group then playing but they always get the work done
Trombone Player:hm it might be the baritones wait no
Person:its the trombone section
Trombones:PARTY!!!!
Trombone - slang
The best fucking instrument ever made. Reasons why:
1.) You can hit people with your slide and say it was an accident
2.) If someone falls in Marching Band you can play the fail tune.
3.) If another section can’t play a part, the BD with give it to the Trombone section.
4.) Everyone is afraid of you because you have got everyone with your slide at least twice.
Girl: “What is that beautiful noise?”
Boy: “A trombone, of course.”
Trombone
1) An english instrument originally called the sagbute (sackbutt) that makes many obsecene and beautiful noises. Often nicknamed, bone, boner, tromboner, horn, and noisy thing
The Bones in the back row are blowing their minds out.
Trombone
1) A musical instrument used in concert bands, big bands, or jazz bands.
2) An instrument in the brass section.
3) The girl you like plays this.
1) Trombone sounds good in band.
2) My favorite instrument in brass is the Trombone!
3) Look at her playing the trombone over there, it turns me on.
Trombone
The trombone is the only instrument with a (non-tuning) slide, used to change the note and tuning. In theory, a good trombone player should be able to maintain perfect pitch forever, adjusting the position of the slide very slightly as well as flexing their embouchure. The trombone has been scientifically proven to be the loudest wind instrument, capable of overplaying, individually, 3 trumpets, 7 tubas, 40 clarinets, 4 horn players, and sometimes (depending on the players) the entirety of the orchestra.
By other band members, trombones/trombonists are often thought to be a) bad players, b) bad instruments, and/or c) selfish jerks. A is often used when around beginners; it is often hard to adjust to the slide and similar. As for tone, one can't account for everyone's tastes, but those who enjoy trombone sounds praise what they say is a mellow, brassy yet sweet sound accomplished by those proficient with the instrument. See the above for an explanation of beginning sounds. For C, trombones aren't the ones causing that, so please take your insults elsewhere.
As to players themselves, many say they enjoy the playing of the instrument because, firstly, it is, again, the loudest instrument, excepting percussion, etc., secondly, it has an interesting sound, unlike that of trumpets or woodwinds, and lastly, because it is simply fun to wave the slide around and pretend you are shooting a Nerf gun at the conductor.
1. On the night before the concert, I had to practice my trombone part so I could be sure I would play well.
2. The marching band cringed when the trombone players came out, blasting their parts as loudly as their lungs would allow.