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What is Troglodyte?
A person that tends to stay inside for most of the day, usually glued to their chair browsing internet forums. Troglodytes also tend to refuse real social interaction and prefer speaking to people through VOIP applications and instant messaging.
Haven't seen John today, that troglodyte is probably at his home rotting at this desk.
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Troglodyte - what is it?
A person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant, old-fashioned, or bias. Entrenched in their own ideology to the extent they can't see the forest for the trees.
I didn't vote for Hillary Clinton because I'm not a troglodyte.
What does "Troglodyte" mean?
A person who lives away from the coasts and metropolises, once referred to as a 'hinterlander' but no longer deserving of that otherwise-dignified term. He regards himself as a "real American" and his culture as that of such. He is adamant about his Second Amendment rights but isn't very interested in those other, less-relevant amendments that only the judges and politicians- who he scorns as being "leeches"- care about. He hates the idea of more laws, government or regulation of anything that reduce what he regards as "freedom", itself a word that he flings about without care. He hates non-real Americans, i.e. American citizens who are unlike himself, and those who he hates the most passionately are Muslims, all of whom he associates with the 9/11 attacks. In his telling you what's wrong with the U.S. and the way things ought to be, he could endlessly expand this definition without even knowing he is doing so.
Troglodyte: indoor-smoking, hard-drinking, pickup truck driving, Muslim-hating, liberal-hating, foreigner-hating, homophobic, gun-loving, self-assumed Christian who hasn't set foot in church in "only God knows when".
Troglodyte - what does it mean?
A member of a primitive race or tribe of cave people, who can be found congregating in large numbers at Noir Bar Weybridge every Friday or Saturday night.
Nah...full of Troglodytes mate...sick of it
Troglodyte - meaning
An inhabitant of text-based open platforms such as Reddit, 4Chan or the Youtube comment section.
Often characterized by their tendency to give unwanted attention, they will attempt to assert dominance by insulting people for innocuous actions, such as playing a popular video game, watching anime, or declaring your allegiance to an online fandom.
In fact, knowledge of internet fandoms causes immense physical pain to the troglodyte, as they often voice their displeasure through increased aggression, autistic screeching, and overuse of the word "cringe."
When they feel safe, they will usually state their opinions as if they were actual facts that everyone agrees with. Citing unreliable sources and relying on an infinitesimal sample size.
Upon confrontation, however, they will state that it was "only an opinion" in an attempt to preserve their status and assert their dominance.
The troglodyte's strength lies in its numbers. If there are enough troglodytes in a group (often called a "tumor"), they can create an echo chamber effect for anyone that has an opposing opinion, resulting in assimilation into their ranks. This is the source of the troglodyte's confidence, as it leads many to believe they have the power to shape reality.
There are many ways to deal with troglodytes, the most reliable being disengagement. You may also attempt discourse with a troglodyte, but their reliance on insults and circular logic makes them difficult to best in a verbal altercation.
That troglodyte just insulted my pfp. I'm gonna Navy Seal copypasta his ass.
Troglodyte - definition
A lower-functioning subspecies humanoid that usually inhabits subterranean dwellings, and enjoys frequenting Wal-Mart. They tend to chiefly subsist on some form of government/taxpayer assistance. Also, their young are typically referred to as hatchlings.
"Did you get a load of that troglodyte?! She just tried to buy beer with food stamps...and right in front of her fourteen children (hatchlings)!"
Troglodyte - slang
1). A cave-dweller, someone who lives in a cave.
2). Insult used by Captain Haddock from the Tintin series.
1). Don't go in that cave! You might get attacked by the Troglodyte!
2). Blistering Barnacles Tintin! That Yeti was a right old Troglodyte!
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People who touch the screen of the apple computer in the uni library even though they’re not touchscreen
Which troglodyte has put their greasy fingers all over the fkin screen
Troglodyte
The kind of person that makes you wonder why humans aren't extinct yet.
Goddamn it Ron, why can't you just figure the fuck out how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos already you troglodyte.
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A troglodyte is typically used as an insult as someone is a really stupid/ ugly or you just want to insult them
Shut up you fucking troglodyte