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What is Towelie?
Second best "South Park" character. (Behind Cartman)
Towelie: "I choooose... I choose.. BOTH!"
(Popeye Theme Song)
Towelie - meme gif
Towelie - video
Towelie - what is it?
i love towelie
i wanna grow up to be just like towelie
What does "Towelie" mean?
Fetish object for frustrated self pleasure. Getting high with a Towelie is a way to relieve tension after an fruitless night on the pull.
He went to the party but she made out with his best friend. So he went home and shot ectoplasm into his towelie.
Towelie - what does it mean?
A one night stand with a soap phobia stays at your house and cleans their asshole on your towel. Your roomie finds it, and chases you around the kitchen. You have now slept with a towelie.
"Oh my god, I think that Wally is a Towelie, check out the round shit stain i found".
"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".
Towelie - meaning
Cartman: "Towelie, you're the worst character ever."
Towelie: "I know..."
Towelie - definition
That towel is mighty fine.
"Hey guys, wanna get high?" ~ Towelie
Towelie - slang
Towelie says "Don't forget to bring a towel"
Towelie says "Dya wanna get High?"
Towelie
A "smart" towel manufactured by Tynacorp in the Paramount cartoon series South Park, Towelie is a computer-equipped, sentient, walking, talking, blue Bathroom Towel.
Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.
Most Memorable Moment:
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."
Oh no, not Towelie...
Towelie
A perpetually burned-out talking towel on South Park. Loves to smoke marijuana (even though Mr. Mackey says "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?").
No, Towelie, we do NOT want to get high!
Towelie
The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.
"Towelie, you're the worst character ever" - You're so not! :)
"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.
"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!