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What is Toupee?
A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
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Toupee - what is it?
A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"
Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!
What does "Toupee" mean?
When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock
Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.
Toupee - what does it mean?
A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.
Man, we're you at Joe's party Friday night? Him and Andrew were giving each other "hot toupee's".
Toupee - meaning
A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.
Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!
Toupee - definition
Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!
"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
"Toupee!"
Toupee - slang
When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"
Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
Toupee
When a sexy lass takes a semi soft dump, on the frontal crown of her man
Gary’s hair cut was too short. So I had to toupee him.
Toupee
A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.
Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.
Toupee
just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.
"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"