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What is Touch grass?
something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside
I need to touch grass
Touch grass - video
Touch grass - what is it?
When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world
Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.
Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.
What does "Touch grass" mean?
used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.
"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"
"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"
Touch grass - what does it mean?
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Touch grass - meaning
When someone gets really upset/animated about something and someone tries to get them to calm down by telling them to smoke some weed.
Dude, Carlos... Chill out man. You really need to touch grass!
Touch grass - definition
This saying is used on people who are spending their life doing dumb, cringe, or shitty things. It is told to get that person back to “reality” and go outside and get fresh air. It’s also a good reminder for anyone who’s retarded enough to never exercise to begin with.
It’s also one of the best coping methods for any person who’s addicted to tiktok cringe.
Damn, Dream Stans are so fucking retarded. They really need to touch grass.
Touch grass - slang
Something League of Legends players can’t do
Stop playing League and touch grass
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TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.
ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.
Touch grass
It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.
“Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”
“Dude, go touch grass.”
Touch grass
When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”
Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass