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What is Topher?
A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.
Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...
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Topher - what is it?
A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.
Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.
"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"
or
"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"
What does "Topher" mean?
A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.
Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.
Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?
Topher - what does it mean?
Topher is when a man is so hard and stiff that his penis stretches the underwear he is wearing. (Word inspired by gay porn star Topher Dimaggio)
I have such a topher right now.
Topher - meaning
Fan girl 1: "Oh my boobs, is that Topher???"
Fan girl 2: "No that can't be, Topher is waaay cooler."
Fan girl 1: "YES IT IS!! ZOMGZZOMFGZZ Fan girl 2: "ARGHHH IT IS!! LET GO LUBRICATE HIM!!"
*lots of squeaking and happiness*
Topher - definition
n. The other half of Christopher, an alternate for Chris.
SOme people call him Chris, but he prefers Topher.
Topher - slang
The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with Topher is never wasted and never forgotten; it is never enough.
I'm so glad Topher's all mine!
Topher
A cheese-ball who everyone is just forced to love because of his adorableness and innocence. Also the world’s holder of the most nicknames and best name. A Topher, not to be mistaken with a gopher, is your typical boy next door times one thousand. He is adorable, yet attractive and vulnerable, yet manly. He can be a bit ignorant but it only makes him more of a Topher. He has a one true love who makes him even more of a sweet guy.
friend 1: Hey did you meet that new cheese-ball next door?
friend 2: Yeah he’s a Topher and my new best friend.
Topher
Topher is a tall, handsome, funny male who can be addicting and sometimes hard to look away from. A topher is never a female and has an Italian sausage if you know what I mean. Topher spread his disease, also known as topherculitis, which is missing the topher and always thinking of him. You will sometimes suffer from topher withdraws.
"Did you see Topher today?"
"yes! And he gave me some topherculitis"
Topher
Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher.
Person 1:Who are you?
Topher: Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher