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What is Tomat?
a guy with a Tomat pfp who desperately tries to be funny on Twitter, is friends with a pizza brand, no idea how this even happened lol
Person 1: yOOOO have you seen this new Tweet from Pajte The Tomat?
Person 2: yikes, that's cringe
Tomat - meme gif
Tomat - video
Tomat - what is it?
Tomat-hoe - a slutty girl who is willing to have sex with a boy whilst in the grips of her womanly cycle.
The result is a tomato ketchup-covered weiner; hence, tomat-hoe. (Like most things, best pronounced in an English accent.)
"She let me put my laundry in her machine during a colour was last night."
"Ew, what a tomat-hoe."
What does "Tomat" mean?
To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"
After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"
Tomat - what does it mean?
Is an anthropomorphic tomato who uses Twitter and somehow has followers like how wtf
tomat > borgar
Tomat - meaning
Portuguese slang word for testicles, balls
"Já tenho os tomates cheios de esatres a falar para a piça!"
Tomat - definition
Tomato said with a southern accent
Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all sure dung I did!"
Tomat - slang
pico: honey its symptomatic im demolishing automatic wubdnhebhwb hunenimolsh tomatic
boyfriend: ba bep bo ba bep beh beh ba bep bo ba bep beh beh
Tomat
The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).
You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism?
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
Tomat
Tomato said in a southern accent
Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."
Tomat
A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.
It's real, don't look it up.
Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"
Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"