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What is This Guy?
That sarcastic definition that surprisingly no one has made.
When you're doing something that's shitty or annoying as fuck and no one wants to stop you, because we live in 2021 and everyone is lazy.
Guy 1: *does something annoying over and over*
Guy 2: Be that guy...
Guy 1: *keeps doing it*
This Guy - video
This Guy - what is it?
A Guy Guy is usually an immature male who is obsessed with the college life. They do not live near beach towns, but during the summer that's where they can be found. They can be seen usually on 32nd street in Longport NJ in their Old Navy flowered board shorts, a white wife beater tank top, addidas flip flops(sometimes with socks), a puka shell necklass tight around their neck, usually sporting an upside down visor and spiked or gelled and high lighted hair. They can be heard talking to their Guy Guy friends about frats, college parties and girls. They usually spend their time tossing a foot ball around between themselves or strollng the shore line looking for women. They are insecure and gay and are having a hard time hiding it.
The Guy Guy's were flocking to the beach today, they all had their fresh Old Navy flowered boardshorts on.
What does "This Guy" mean?
Greeting used often by overzealous lebanese guys. Is often accompied by a tour of the new apartment and mass quanties of 7-uP.
*door knocks*
Flying Star - Hello?
Noid - it's us
*door opens*
Flying Star - Guys Guys Guys
This Guy - what does it mean?
1. When two or more guys kiss and make out and get off together. A quick kiss or grope doesn't count. Extended tongue action and fondling are required for an act to be guy on guy. Most of the time this ends when they wank each other until they come (because guys are good at wanking). Guys who are more familiar with each other, or kinky, will 69 and suck cock and rim and have butt sex.
2. Porn for girls. The type of porn in which all participants are hot and generally getting off on the proceedings. Participating in a guy on guy moment is the number one female fantasy.
Julie: Did you get that Mad TV guy on guy youtube clip that I sent you?
Jodie: Omg that was so hot, do you think that all guys really do that?
This Guy - meaning
A popular game in the Midwest, East Coast and California Bay Area. The first player says something, and the other players respond to whether it is "Guys" or "Not Guys."
Guys or Not Guys is not only a great American past time, but it is fun for all ages.
ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.
"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.
This Guy - definition
A man who exhibits characteristics of a traditional male role model. He is likely knowledgeable in a wide variety of practical skills. He tends to be modest and friendly, helping others freely, but exudes confidence. Others may look up to him and seek him out for help or advice.
Not only does he grill a mean steak, but at his barbeque last week he figured out a problem with my car that's baffled me for weeks! It seems like he knows what he's doing with everything, He's a real guy's guy.
This Guy - slang
a masculine, sports loving, sociable guy who likes to hang out with his buddies
Look at this guy.... he's the life of the party, now's that a guy's guy.
This Guy
Usually the life of the party. When "This Guy" (or occasionally "That Guy") walks in, you know shit's about to get good. He's liked by everyone, has killer dance moves, and just all around fucking rocks out with his cock out. He has the funniest stories, the dirtiest jokes and can swoon any lady he wants.
Usually is wearing something suave.
Occasionally could be a Garden Gnome.
This Guy: *walks into party* HEEEEEY guys!
Everyone: AW YEAH THIS GUY JUST WALKED IN!
This Guy
Clean version of "This Nigga" <--
Look it up.
Jimmy: Damn homez I just got jumped!
Joe: This Guy! hahaha
This Guy
Oneself. Typically used after a person rhetorically poses a question about himself. Users of the phrase generally point to themselves with their thumbs while they say it.
Guess who just bought a winning lottery ticket? This guy!