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What is Old Navy?
This occurs when you are banging your girlfriend in her parents' pool, you shoot your load underwater, and she is forced to suck it up with a snorkel, so as to not get her parents' pool dirty.
Matt: "Yo, what did you do last night?"
Cory: "I totally gave my girlfriend the world's biggest Old Navy. I hope I don't clog her pool filter."
Old Navy - video
Old Navy - what is it?
A really bad clothing store for men, women and child. They specialize in nothing but corny glittery tees that have pictures of dogs or cats on them or try to mimick more popular stores like abercrombie, hollister, and aeropostale. All other clothing sucks, and once you buy it you will only wear it once and never wear it again.
Amanda: Isn't the dog on my shirt so cute!?
Kaitlyn: No! You look like a seven year old! And you should REALLY stop shopping at Old Navy.
What does "Old Navy" mean?
A shop of overpriced bullshit that plays songs through the shop radio that gets stuck in your head. A very bad place.
Another word for Old Navy can be, Stupid.
Old Navy's lines are so damn long even my penis cant compare to them.
Person one: I love old navy! its such a great place! all the stuff there is a really good price!
Person two: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *slaps person one*
Old Navy - what does it mean?
The clothing brand that defines people, from white trash.
That guy over there has a mullet, and an old navy t-shirt.
Old Navy - meaning
A retail clothing store owned by Gap Inc. famous more for it's musical, trendy commercials then it's merchandise.
"Let's go to Old Navy and buy a tunic or some burmuda shorts!" or "Hey! It's that funny Old Navy commercial!"
Old Navy - definition
The only way to go when shopping for pants with many pockets.
I have a lot of crap to carry around when I travel, so I bought some Old Navy D-Ring Cargos, or whatever they're called.
Old Navy - slang
Company that makes SOME preppy clothes, but most (like fleeces) are very comfortable + normal. Clothes are cheap too.
Jim- Let's go to Old Navy and get some comfortable clothes!
Fred- OK, you go ahead. I'll stay here, 'cos guys should NEVER shop for clothes together. It's WRONG!!
Old Navy
A store where anyone can find affordable and fashionable clothes. They aren't super-high quality but they are an ideal place to shop if you have kids who will be outgrowing their clothes. More tasteful than Walmart and Kmart, comparable in price to Target- although if you watch Old Navy's endless clearances, you can get all kinds of pants, shirts, sandals etc, for less than $5, often less than $3! ( Nice stuff, too, not just weird stuff they couldn't sell or extreme sizes.)
I work there and I don't have kids but I always come home with a bagful of clearance stuff for my nieces and nephews. Right now, we have at least three packed-full racks of women's summer clothing for 0.97 cents, from sizes xsmall through xxlarge. That's cheaper than any thrift store around here! I've got size six capri pants for $1.97. Now tell me, how is that preppy?
Maybe the clothes lack orignality- well, it's a damn chain store people, what do you expect? All you people out there who try to be noncomformists...do you think YOU are being original by not comforming? hahaha... do you not even see that not comforming is it's own trend?
poser1: Old Navy is where all the rich preps get their 6.99 thermal hoodies.
poser2:Yeah, let's go to Hot Topic and get a thermal hoodie there. They're $17 at Hot Topic, but at least we'll be supporting er... Hot Topic... in the... uh...mall.
Old Navy
A good store if you do not care too much about fasion but do not want to look like poor, white trash.
Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.
I spent $60 at Old Navy and got all of my cloths for the next five years.
Old Navy
A clothing store owned by the GAP. Established in 1995. Usually know for their TV and radio spots that stay in your head until death.
Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece. Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece!