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What is The noodler?
A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.
She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.
The noodler - video
The noodler - what is it?
The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.
"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
What does "The noodler" mean?
A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.
The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.
The noodler - what does it mean?
When a french man walks up to you and grabs a fistful of noodles and shoves them in your face with great force.
"Christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!"
This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler
The noodler - meaning
Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!
The noodler - definition
Someone who has taken lots of mushrooms and feels/looks like a noodle.
That mad man needs to lay off the psychedelics , well he is a noodler.
The noodler - slang
Pedantic know-all who never stops talking and takes every opportunity to insert themselves into any conversation regardless of social decorum at the hope of being perceived as a pundit with boundless knowledge.
"I noodled around and found that what you really mean to say xyz..." - That guy is a fucking noodler, he never shuts up.
The noodler
One who "noodles".
Noodling is defined as:
A. Being unable to maintain an erection while with a female and having consumed less then 7 beers.
B. Bitching out on things.
A. "Dude last night when i was with Lisa, i totally noodled. Im a complete noodler."
B "Yo is brian still coming to the concert?"
"No dude hes going to bed."
"What a fuckin noodler"
The noodler
The act of shoving one’s fist into a man or woman’s asshole during sex, in a similar manner to how a catfish is caught in the Southern United States.
Steve: Yo bro, I was elbow deep in Lisa’s ass last night!
Paul: The Noodler, a classic move!
The noodler
An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.
Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.