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What is The massey?Where one would shit in a condom, freeze it overnight and then use it anally as a dildo. *Optional*, after using it, one would make a small piercing in the top and drink it like a yogurt. Person 1: I did The Massey this morning. The massey - videoThe massey - what is it?Ok Kiddies, for this excercise, let's use "dan" as an example, shall we? As previously stated, not in so many words, "dan" is a basement dwelling, mutated, socially unacceptable troll. "dan" feeds on the slime that lines the sewer system. "dan" enjoys the company of dead people & shaven cats. "dan" doesn't like the hair, as it gets caught between the only 2 teeth he has. Massey's usually live in friend's basements, as they are so physically unappealing & foul smelling, they don't have the capability to keep a job. "dan the massey" smells like some homeless dirty person's asshole on a hot summer day, after they had diarrhea. What does "The massey" mean?see "tremode" second definition including but not limited to lazyasses.com The massey ain't done no work since sophomore year, that lazyass. Someone should cut him. The massey - what does it mean?Someone who after befriending actively alienates you from your existing friend groups. "She's completely masseying his ass. It's so god damn funny. The poor asshole doesn't even know it." The massey - meaningthe act of a girl sticking her pinky finger or thumb up a guys ass while giving him a blow job in order to "heighten the pleasure" Guy1- " Man, Misty broke up with me!" The massey - definitionA subrub in New Zealand, West Auckland, Massey famous for the high school Massey high.Frequently used word around Auckland as a gang. "Mass-C And Wot" The massey - slanga current ( depending on how good your timing is) last name to label a body who's been through a life composed of nothing but second-chances. the massey in Your life. The masseyStephen layed a massey on that fine ass yellow bone. The masseythe massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species. Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens? The masseyAfter pounding a beer the crowd looked at him as Massey. |
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