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What is Massey?Ok Kiddies, for this excercise, let's use "dan" as an example, shall we? As previously stated, not in so many words, "dan" is a basement dwelling, mutated, socially unacceptable troll. "dan" feeds on the slime that lines the sewer system. "dan" enjoys the company of dead people & shaven cats. "dan" doesn't like the hair, as it gets caught between the only 2 teeth he has. Massey's usually live in friend's basements, as they are so physically unappealing & foul smelling, they don't have the capability to keep a job. "dan the massey" smells like some homeless dirty person's asshole on a hot summer day, after they had diarrhea. Massey - meme gifMassey - videoMassey - what is it?see "tremode" second definition including but not limited to lazyasses.com The massey ain't done no work since sophomore year, that lazyass. Someone should cut him. What does "Massey" mean?Someone who after befriending actively alienates you from your existing friend groups. "She's completely masseying his ass. It's so god damn funny. The poor asshole doesn't even know it." Massey - what does it mean?a current ( depending on how good your timing is) last name to label a body who's been through a life composed of nothing but second-chances. the massey in Your life. Massey - meaningStephen layed a massey on that fine ass yellow bone. Massey - definitionthe massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species. Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens? Massey - slangAfter pounding a beer the crowd looked at him as Massey. MasseyA βMasseyβ (short for βChristopher Masseyβ) is when you give out free Suboxone and then bitch about it later. βI donβt ask Tim for help anymore ever since he pulled a Massey.β Masseythe act of a girl sticking her pinky finger or thumb up a guys ass while giving him a blow job in order to "heighten the pleasure" Guy1- " Man, Misty broke up with me!" MasseyA subrub in New Zealand, West Auckland, Massey famous for the high school Massey high.Frequently used word around Auckland as a gang. "Mass-C And Wot" |
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