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What is The Oxford?english university full of meat-heads and a few actually clever students. the meat-heads (usually public schoolboys with more salmon-pink shirts than brain cells) like to think they're geniuses (not "genii", you conceited idiot) because they go to oxford, failing to realise that this is not much of an achievement in itself. it's what you do there that counts, twat. "Tarquin's got into oxford to read history" The Oxford - videoThe Oxford - what is it?Beautiful if congested British city, home to Oxford Brookes University and the somewhat older (c.1167) Thames Valley Polytechnic, also known as the University of Oxford. The UoO is the oldest university in the English-speaking world, and its early status as the only one also marks the last time it was at the top of the league tables. Currently placed at no.10 worldwide, it lags behind Cambridge in 2nd and eight others from the nouveau riche colonies. Oxford graduands are now able to choose between being awarded the BA, or accepting the more useful equivalent in Airmiles. What does "The Oxford" mean?A dress/casual long-sleeve shirt knit out of a durable, soft and thick heavyweight cotton. Also has convertible cuffs, and a button down collar. Seen on the polo players of old, and private school boys of today. "Nice shirt, man! Looks sharp." The Oxford - what does it mean?a beautiful and kickass town, home to one of the world's greatest universities. The Oxford - meaningA form of describing the oxford dictionary, the standard dictionary for English. "There is no way he could have known that word without the help of an oxford" The Oxford - definitionStupid phrases or quotes said by everyday people. Influenced by the famous dumb quotes of Mr. G.W. Bush, that came to be known as bushisms, the only requirements for an oxfordism are: Eric: "I'm a liberal! i stand for liberty!" The Oxford - slangThe finest institution of higher learning in the English-speaking world. Educator of philosophers, Kings, Presidents, and other eminent individuals. Also quite a lovely town, replete with beautiful scenery and impressive architecture. Bloke 1: "I'll have you know, I study at Cambridge." The OxfordWhere I live. Oxford makes me happy. Notice I didn't mention the students? The OxfordA place infinitely more preferable than St. Johns College, Cambridge. "Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns" The Oxfordverb. To insert both fists, both vaginally and anally simultainusly, followed by suductive jabs in rapid sucession. Not for the faint of heart see double fist "He fliped me on my stomach, grabbed the Crisco, and slipped me The Oxford till the break of dawn..." |
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