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What is The Moses?
A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star.
Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.
The Moses - video
The Moses - what is it?
A sexy man, with tight abs, and buns made of steel. He has the greatest gadgets and tricked out cars. He's so fast and loves to live life to the fullest. He's also really good in bed, he charming and cunning. Hes also a lion on the inside. Don't mess with Moses.
Dam have you seen Moses lately, perfect 👌.
What does "The Moses" mean?
A friendly introvert with all the common sense in the world. A bit insecure and he always has your back whenever you need him. He is very straight forward and has a great sense of humor
My friend moses has a great personality
The Moses - what does it mean?
When a person seperates the ass cheeks of another person while listening to christian tunes.
" Ayo , Mario just pulled the Moses on me! "
The Moses - meaning
Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.
OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!
Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea
The Moses - definition
The person who is at the head of an impromptu line or group of traveling people.
(Narration by David Attenborough)
"As the group ventured across the field, a young female assumed the role of "the Moses".
The Moses - slang
A sex move; when she is menstruating and you part her vagina lips with your hands to lick her clitoris. Therefore, parting the red sea.
My chick was raggin' last night so I did The Moses before I ate her out.
The Moses
When you lick someone elses fingers after they have been inside an asshole
The other day I was being electric and doing The Moses
The Moses
A driving maneuver where two cars in the same lane change to opposite lanes simultaneously opening a path where a third car (you) can shoot through.
I was stuck in behind a tow truck and a bus when they both did The Moses. For whatever reason, it happens all the time around me. - D. Bruch
The Moses
A sexual act where the female expects the male to wear a condom...but at the last second the male removes the condom, penetrates and yells, 'Let my people go!'
I totally pulled The Moses on my girlfriend last night, and now she needs an abortion.