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What is The Monster?
A very kind hearted and forgiving Person and not ulgy very cute infact
She is a monster
The Monster - video
The Monster - what is it?
To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster
Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!
What does "The Monster" mean?
a large, ugly, and frightening imaginary creature.
You, Monster, disappear please!
The Monster - what does it mean?
The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.
"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "
The Monster - meaning
he has the monster
The Monster - definition
A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid).
A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters?
Mom and Dad: Sure!
Dad: *Checks closet.
No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.
Timmy: What about under the bed?
Mom: What’s this? Monster?
Timmy: What? Monster?!
Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!
*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!
*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
The Monster - slang
When one has too much to drink in an evening, and then finds oneself in the bathroom needing to both defecate and vomit at the same time.
I had 33 Nattie-Bo's last night, and I'm still cleaning up from The Monster.
The Monster
Get 3 friends or more and hot-box a car so you all get really high and your eyes are firey red. Then everyone puts eye drops in only ONE eye. If done right, one eye will be clear and open while the other will be squinted and red and your group will all look like there is something seriously wrong with you.
Girl: What the hell is wrong with you guys? You look all kinds of fucked up.
AK: Nah, we're cool. Just rocking the monster look tonight.
Girl: Whatever...
AK: Triffilin' Bitch!
The Monster
In the heat of the moment while having sex, a man may lose control and start growling like a wild animal. He may or may not remember doing this in the morning.
1) When Karl was annihilating her insides he began to growl, "MMMMM....MMMM....MONNNNNN..........MONSTERRRRRRRR!!!!!"
2) me: hey karl i heard you gave her the monster last night!
Karl: i don't remember anything
The Monster
The best wingman a guy could have. The monster is an individual who will distract/flirt with, and/or have sex with anything in order to help you get laid.
Man, she's got some butt ugly friends. We need to call Joe. He's the monster.