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What is The Life?The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Uff... Now that's what life should be!! The Life - videoThe Life - what is it?to attempt to master a difficult videogame/puzzle/craft to perfection in a matter of days by sitting on your ass for hours on end as if (or because) you have no life. i just got gta 4 yesterday, i'm totally no-lifing that shit for 100%. What does "The Life" mean?the activity you are participating in currently Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life. The Life - what does it mean?A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing. "Life is a bitch, and then..." The Life - meaningThe meaningless void between birth and death. Life's a bitch, and then you die. The Life - definitionA sexually-transmitted, terminal disease. The Life - slangThe best response to the pointless question "how's life?" Them: Hey dude! How's life? The Lifesexually promiscuous subculture, includes swingers, anonymous sex, sex clubs, internet hook ups, people who engage in sex without commitment or expectations of emotional attachment. I have a very high sex drive and get bored easily that is why I choose to be in βthe lifeβ rather then in a committed relationship. The LifeWhat people in the restaurant business call the restaurant business. Probably to make the fact that they are working long hours in hellish conditions for little recognition or pay seem somehow cool. "Dude, all those people out there don't know what they're missing! This is The Life!" The Life1) In hip hop it's "The street corner life". Working hard and grindin it out 1) The Life |
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