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What is The Hill?
A show MTV created because of the popularity of Laguna Beach. Star Lauren or L.C. and her ditzy friend Heidi decide to live on their "own" in the hills (L.A.), but even though neither has a full time paying job they somehow miraculously have money to pay for everything. Watch out for a cameo of Jason from Laguna Beach. "Reality" t.v only O.C. obsessed teens could believe.
Lets go watch the hills where Heidi will convince 18 year olds everywhere they can get a party job with no education.
The Hill - video
The Hill - what is it?
The act of being talked to for an extremely long time about useless nonesense for no reason at all. Usually done by someone who is anti-social.
Poor Bradly got hilled today by Austin when the two crossed paths in the bathroom.
What does "The Hill" mean?
The most boring show in the universe. It consist of a bunch of rich assholes who do not have jobs but spend glorious amounts of money on starbucks, martinis, and abortions. Conversations consist of talking about whos hooking up or what club they plan on hitting up that night. The cycle repeats until the season ends. You will learn more from watching a snail cross a highway than watching this show. If you see an average looking person on the show than you probably accidently saw a commercial.
Blond girl: What happened last night?
Other blonde girl: Spencer was totally hitting on Stacy.
Blonde girl: I don't know what to do. How can I trust him?
Other blonde girl: I think hes going to McFags tonight.
Blonde girl: We should totally go and make him jealous.
Other blonde girl: Totally.
etc etc etc
Viewer: Holy fuck the Hills is the lamest show ever.
The Hill - what does it mean?
1: a very, very shitty TV show on MTV that depicts the struggles of College-aged white women who move to Beverly Hills in search of a better life by making a perfect life look overly-difficult and dramatic
2: a raised area of ground
1:
Chick 1: I'm Blond and I can't even figure out how to get a toaster to work! Wanna go watch The Hills?!
Chick 2: *screaming* AAAAHHHH!!! YES!!! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!
Chick 1: *also screaming* I KNOW RIGHT?!? Hey Bobby, come watch the Hills with us!!
Bobby: I will watch that fucking horrible excuse for a television program as soon as you and your friend lick each other's cunts.
Chick 1: Y'okay.
Bobby: Wha-?
2:
Hey, this raised area of ground looks like a hill, not to be confused with that tv show characterized by a clusterfuck of bulimic whores whining about their perfect lives not being easy, The Hills.
The Hill - meaning
a person who is not connected with the realities of life because they live high up on a hill.
usually a son/daughter of a rich family who has no idea about issues and problems of normal people!
he has no idea about the problems we face cause he lives on a hill!!
The Hill - definition
Quite possibly THE dumbest fucking show on the face of the Earth. I would rather guzzle cat piss while getting raped up the ass by Wesley Snipes while having bamboo splintered under my fingernails while having my balls chewed on by Jaws (the villain from James Bond) while getting a blowjob from Jaws (the shark from the movie) while watching the episode of Dragon Ball Z where you THINK Vacheta is going to fight Goku but they say it'll be in the next episode while listening to a 7 year old on Counterstrike: Source brag about how he's "teh leet balls" than watch The Hills.
FUCK THE HILLS
The Hill - slang
When both opponents in a pool set need to win one more game to win the set.
There we were playing race to 5, and I was up 4-3 so I was on the hill. He won the next game to make it hill hill. Then he broke, didn't get anything on the break and had to watch me run the table to win. Now he owes me drinks for a month. Bwahahahaha!
The Hill
The corner of 61st and Nebraska ave. in Milwaukee, WI outside of Hamilton High School. This is where stoners, goths, metal heads, rockers, and juggalos congregated in the morning to smoke weed/cigarettes, blast music, and piss off security. Mostly between the years of 2002-2006. Also the spot where the MPD conducted a raid on falsely accused cocaine dealing students.
I got a blunt, meet me out on the hill tomorrow morning.
The Hill
When a girl in Townsville, Queensland, says she did "The Hill", most people generally assume she means she "ran"castle hill, however what she actually means is she just got inseminated by multiple AJ's on lavarack barracks, particularly 2-Cav and proceeded to slide her way down melton black drive like a snail leaving a gooey trail of tadpoles, usually they will stop by 2-RAR so the lads can lick up the protein infested goop from their stretched baby holes of financial doom.
Katie and Laura's hips are sore from doing "The Hill"
The Hill
The Italian neighborhood in south St. Louis, laden with many excellent restaurants, also markets and bakeries. Affectionately known as "Dago Hill" back in less politically correct times. Yogi Berra and Joe Garagiola were born and grew up there.
There are at least a dozen good restaurants on The Hill.