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What is The FitnessGram Pacer Test?
A test where you run back in forth getting faster and faster in an overly lighted gym that makes you want to faint, die, puke, and kill yourself.
The fitnessgram pacer test should be illegal everywhere.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test - video
The FitnessGram Pacer Test - what is it?
The one gym test that everyone hates. The overweight gym teacher slides in the CD, and you hear the dreaded words;
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu
"Oh, hey, we're having the fitnessgram pacer test!"
*has war flashbacks*
What does "The FitnessGram Pacer Test" mean?
Torture...
“Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!”
“Carrlooss!”
The FitnessGram Pacer Test - what does it mean?
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
Man I really need to take this (The FitnessGram Pacer Test) in order to pass class.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test - meaning
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
The FitnessGram Pacer Test - definition
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop.
"She had to do The FitnessGram Pacer Test today!" Said Johnny to Fred
The FitnessGram Pacer Test - slang
"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."
it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.
teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—
students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK
The FitnessGram Pacer Test
A multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
I just had to do the FitnessGram Pacer test for gym. I am now permanently bound to a wheelchair.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test
Torture...
Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!
“Carrrloooss!”
The FitnessGram Pacer Test
Literally just a gym class test where you run back and forth until you either flop over and die or fail two laps due to being too slow.
"Dude, did you hear about the guy who got a score of 80 on The FitnessGram Pacer Test?"
"What a fucking legend."