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What is The Excalibur?When you're having sex with a girl and just as you're climaxing you pretend that you're penis is stuck. Then, you pull it out with your hand and yell "Excalibur!" as you beat off on the girl (or guy if that's what you're into). "Dude, if you add "excalibur," it's gonna be like the fiftieth sex move on Urban Dictionary involving skeeting on a girl." The Excalibur - videoThe Excalibur - what is it?a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur. -friend: Man, why the hell are u walking all retarded and shit?!?!?!? What does "The Excalibur" mean?When you have your penis stuck while having sex with an Irish girl and you have to pull out. The other day I took a flight with Ryan Air and ended up Excaliburing the stewardess.... The Excalibur - what does it mean?The name of an all powerful sword in soul eater that according to legend is very powerful but in reality he is just a pain in the ass that looks like a peguin that has a top hat and a cane that got its face smashed. He also loves to say FOOL! and is the best charicter ever. Me: now presenting the pain in the ass excalibur! The Excalibur - meaningOne of the greatest weapons of the deity named Satou Kazuma, the deity of true gender equality, the king of pantsu thieves, and the holder of the greatest weapon known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual: Chunchunmaru. Person A: Bro! Bro! The Excalibur - definitionTo take something humble and make it awesome. "My old computer was lame so I excaliburated it by adding more ram and a better video card." The Excalibur - slangThe Excalibur is when you plunge your phallic sword into the butt of an unsuspecting damsel. In surprise, she clentches her quivering ass cheeks together, clamping your meat saber in the dark recesses of her "dragon's lair." Now, you must choose your destiny by pulling your sausage machete out of her butt jungle. If you can accomplish such a feat, you will become the king you were born to be. And then hoagie slap her with your shit-covered dick. "Hey, Wanda, why are you sitting on a hemorrohid donut?" The ExcaliburExcalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London. Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood The ExcaliburWhat the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of the Britains. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no base for a system of government. Let's face it: If I went around saying I was emperor because some broad launched a scimitar at me, they'd cart me away! The ExcaliburA sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here." Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise. |
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