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What is The Clap?
Damn dude your dirt bike is clapped
The Clap - video
The Clap - what is it?
A word with several definitions -
1. To strike one's own palms together, creating a distinct sound. Usually to show approval of something (see: applaud), but could also be used as a signal.
2. An instance of Gonorrhea, which is an STD characterized by pain and discharge in the genital areas.
3. To get shot by a firearm.
4. A derivative of definition three; To get stabbed, shot, or beaten intensely to the point of certain death.
5. The act of making the left and right portions of the buttocks collide after being slightly spread apart; partially a derivative of definition one, given the same sort of noise is created.
6. To have sexual intercourse.
7. To get defeated/defeat utterly in some sort of game; mostly refers to sports, but is also common in video games.
8. Refers to something that is tasteful, sounds good, or just in a positive demeanor.
9. Abbreviation: Cleft Lip and Palate; a physical deformity characterized by openings or splits in the roof of the mouth and lip.
10. Abbreviation: Clear, loud, As an order, with Pauses; A military term that refers to how drill sergeants in the military need to project their voice when issuing commands.
1. They clapped when she went on stage
2. Bro, I think I got the claps from when I fucked that one skank last night.
3. Y'all better get down before I clap y'all muthaphukkas!
4. Did you hear about Terry? He got fucking clapped after he walked down the alleyway last night.
5. I'm about to make them cheeks clap so hard, it'll cause an earthquake.
6. You ready to clap?
7a. We got fucking clapped.
7b. We fucking clapped them.
8. That beat really claps, I fuck with it.
9. Your baby has CLAP, Cleft Lip and Palate.
10. Remember sergeant, CLAP when ordering the privates around.
What does "The Clap" mean?
The sound you hear in your mom and dad's bedroom.
How do you like that Karen
*clap clap*
The Clap - what does it mean?
to clap very sarcastically, but twice
Joan said " Wow good job 'clap clap'"
The Clap - meaning
a slow clap, usually started during or after an epic moment in time. Slow claps are only successful when they lead to an applause.
John: SHARRON! DONT GET ON THAT PLANE! IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!
*SHARRON AND JOHN KISS PASSIONATELY*
Random person in the crowd: clap..... clap.... clap... clap.. clap clap clap clap clap. (Whole crowd starts clapping)
The Clap - definition
When you are so far in last place that everyone starts clapping very slowly in unison, speeding up until you are finally finished with the race. By then the clapping sounds normal, but it's not. It's still just a sympathy clap and you have just come in last.
James was so far behind the other swimmers that both teams gave him the clap.
The Clap - slang
The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.
*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"
The Clap
The nickname for the STD gonorrhoea. For men, makes it really painful to pee. For women, there are often no symptoms, but it can often lead to pelvic inflammatory disease if not treated.
Tina: Ah, my tummy hurts so bad and I feel sick, and I'm not even on my period!
Joanna: Sister, you definitely got the Clap from the fuckboy at that party.
The Clap
When playing Mario Kart and you receive the Thundercloud power up, you are forced to pass it off to someone. This can be referred to as "The Clap" which is short for thunderclap, but can also be used as an entendre for the STD slang term "The Clap"
"Damnit! I got the clap again! I don't want this...here, you take it!"
The Clap
A term used for the sexually transmitted disease, gonorrhea. The name “clap” stems from the French word clapoir, which means brothel.
Be careful when associating with loose women, for you may contract the clap.