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What is The Beacon?
The one extremely hot chick in your office that is otherwise fugly excluding her.
"Damn, everybody we work with is not attractive. There's nobody worth even hitting on at the company holiday party."
"Don't forget about Jamie, that beacon in the payroll department."
The Beacon - video
The Beacon - what is it?
A small city located in the northern suburbs of NYC. Also called the tree-city, it has many art gallerys and restaurants. Some people say the people in Beacon "hate gays and autistic people, and they only send their kids to Catholic schools..." but this is not true. Beacon is a very nice and welcoming city in which many people visit. Beacon is the almost polar opposite to newburgh which has many gangs and crimes. I love to walk around Main Street and visit the shops. And on the second Saturday of every month, all the gallerys stay open late and put out new items for display.
Hey dude, look at the top definition for Beacon on UD. It says we hate gays and we're super religious.-Matt
looks up from coffee
Dude, that's not right. Beacon is just full of hipsters and
artists. Looks like someone hates trees. Right Dave?-Devin
Pulls off nerd glasses
I'm not a hipster! Yeah yeah sure, trees yeah. Now shush guys, I'm trying to get past this level!-Dave
What are you even playing?-Matt
Doctor Who episode 4: Shadows of the Vashta Nerada.-Dave
Hipster......-Devin & Matt
What does "The Beacon" mean?
a decent sized city in Dutchess County in New York given a horrible reputation by people outside of Beacon. It is a historical site, and once was a center of industry in new york, particularly in the hat making business with the Mattewan family.
Today, it is surrounded by Fishkill and Newburgh, both much less desirable places to live. Most of the activity in the city takes place on Main Street, which runs from the Fishkill creek to Rt.9. the schools are small, but have a lot to be desired, such as a working security dept. there is quite a marijuana and tobacco smoking problem in the city, particularly of adolescents in the school system. These crackheads in training take one step outside of the schools and smoke right next to the schools property and police on stand by who wont do a damned thing about it.
Beacon has several nice areas, but you have to sift through the rest, like the riverfront and east main, which are horrible areas to be caught in.
all in all, if you can sift through the bullshit, Beacon is a pretty nice albeit underrated area in Dutchess County
non-beaconite-man, ive heard so much crap about Beacon. i dont see why anyone would live there!
beaconite- alot has changed since the 90's. beacon has changed alot and is a very nice place to live
The Beacon - what does it mean?
Large firm breasts the nipples always seem to be erect weather in a bra or not.
The tit's you can't help but stare at.
They shine like beacons therefore they become it.
They are not age defined could be on a cougar or a young chick.
People can't help but stare at them.
"No matter where they are everyone seems to be drawn to stare at them like a shining pair of beacons."
"The are like a pair of bug lights you seems dawn to them"
The Beacon - meaning
A City in Southern Dutchess County in which is know to be pot-infested drug addict wasteland full of mostly Catholics that unanimously approve of the usage of Marijuana and named their city "Tree City". They send their kids to public schools that are ranked lowest in Dutchess County. Really religious people send their kids to *Private Catholic Schools* Beaconites are known to be racist to many groups of people they don't prefer. Two being Gays (not Lesbians) and Autistics.
Beacon is often stereotyped to be a picture-perfect Hudson Valley suburb of NYC.
The mayor of Beacon as of June 27th 2010 is hated even by Beaconites, in fact, Beaconites don't know what to say about them. He wanted to close down their on the spot and very helpful Fire Department Engine One, while residents easily signed a petition, and he's done other questionable actions to make life harder for Beacon residents.
Beacon has a grudge held towards it by the Poughkeepsie Journal newspaper. One can see this when articles about Beaconites are written like this fake obituary "Joe Smith, who was from Beacon a lifelong Beaconite, has died in his home in Beacon. He was from Beacon, and went to Beacon schools, and regularly attended games in Dutchess County and Beacon. He was a Beacon wrestler for his JV Beacon Bulldogs team in Beacon High School which is located in Beacon, New York."
*Poughkeepsie resident walks to his car after meeting several Beaconites and having a very rough time at lunch being criticized he's from Poughkeepsie.*
Lifelong Beacon Resident: Where are you from?
Poughkeepsie Resident: Poughkeepsie.
Lifelong Beacon Resident: Lol, dang you guys got lots of problems... wow! I don't like Poughkeepsie.
Poughkeepsie Resident: What's the problem? Every area has good and bad to it--
Lifelong Beacon Resident: Lol, that's *coughs up flem from yesterday night's Friday Night Main Street party and spits while Poughkeepsie resident flinches* ta-- *ahem* that's mad funny, I'm dying *cough*!!! Hahaha, whatever *walks away, socially backs off and coughs a bit more flem up*
*Poughkeepsie resident walks away in disbelief*
The Beacon - definition
A beak-shaped large nose. Not attractive..at all.
1: 'That Nigel guy has a HUGE beacon!'
2: 'Watch out, he's turning round, he might knock us out!'
The Beacon - slang
Also a city in downstate NY. See definition "Tree City, City of Beacon, or Beacon, NY"
Where u at?
tree city
The Beacon
1) An object, usually a light, that directs attention to a specific place or area.
2) How idiots spell "bacon".
You can't miss the airport, just keep an eye out for the beacons. They're there for a reason.
My wife left me a note on how to make that omelette. I need eggs, cheese, green papers, diced ham and something called beacon.
The Beacon
A bright shining individual that stands out among others. The know all be all end all for all things.
He is such a beacon in the community.
The Beacon
1) A resteraunt in Spartanburg, SC. The resteraunt is mostly famous for it's (very) sweet beacon iced tea. They also have a lot of greasy food there. Even their salads are greasy. They also have good ice cream there. They are also famous for employee JC Strobel, whose famous catchphrase "CALL IT!" which he yells out when it is someone's turn to order. Instead of ordering a "deluxe" plate, they call it an "a-plenty."
2) A really good resteraunt in Spartanburg, SC. Enough said.
"I got a chili cheese a-plenty at the beacon."
Mom "I think they put way too much sugar in their tea at the beacon"
Me "Nonsense. I love it."
Out of towner "Who's that guy who keeps yelling 'Call it?'"
Me "That's JC Strobel, he's an essential cornerstone of the beacon."