Person 1: che, jugamos al "Teto" ?

" hey, do we play "Teto" ? "
Person 2: que es el "Teto" ?

" what is "Teto" ?"
Person 1: agache y la meto.

" kneel and I penetrate you"

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Tetos

"Teto" is a colloquial term used in Mexico to refer to someone who is nerdy, childlike, slow or has a weak demeanor, thus making this person some sort of social outcast. Also commonly referred to as ñoño.

Tetos lack basic social skills and prefer to spend their free time studying, playing video games, or drawing anime characters.

Their fashion icons include the old people that feed ducks at public parks and your dad's accountant.

Student: I hope the teacher forgets to ask for our homework lol
Teto: *raises hand to remind teacher to collect homework*

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Tetos

An underused acronym for "To Each Their Own". Used when giving respect and or stepping out of an argument on the basis that everyone is entitled to live their life how they choose. Stems from the sadly douche-adopted 'YOLO'

Examples:

—I don't want to go outside today.

#teto
—I was so wasted I couldn't even stand up.

#teto
—I love anime.

#teto
—I smoked two joints before I smoked two joints, and then I smoked two more.
#teto

person 1: "tomaayto"

person 2: "tomaahto"

person 1: "teto"

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