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What is Tecmo Bowl?
When you are nailing a chick while the game Tecmo Super Bowl is playing on the television. There is no better soundtrack than the blips, bleeps, whistles, and grunts of the 8/16 bit era when hiding your salami. This move also gives you Masculinity +2.
Adam: "Is the game still at half time?"
Ken: "No, I hit the controller with my foot while nailing her."
Adam: "Still 8-0 Bears?"
Ken: "Yup. The Tecmo Super Bowl was completed."
Tecmo Bowl - video
Tecmo Bowl - what is it?
n. Earthly incarnation of the Tecmo Football Gods, who are to be worshipped, and roundly feared. The best video game ever created.
"I whipped Jon's ass in Tecmo Bowl with the Patriots, and it made him cry like a little girl. Boo hoo."
What does "Tecmo Bowl" mean?
The best video game of all time. Played on the original NES game console, the Tecmo game can provide hours of fun.
The New York Giants are the best team on Tecmo.
Tecmo Bowl - what does it mean?
The game that dominates every other NES game ever made.
If you havn't played this game then you need to step back and evaluate your life.
Tecmo Bowl - meaning
Unbelievably tight NES game that you can play for hours, especially when you throw those 110 yard passes from the back of the end zone.
Oh yeah, and LT can block every extra point or field goal.
In my last Tecmo Super Bowl game, Barry Sanders rushed for 658 yards and 11 touchdowns on 34 carries. I passed once. It was incomplete, so I gave it up and went back to Barry.
Tecmo Bowl - definition
eh I kicked eh many a booty and still will today!
eh tecmo bowl
Tecmo Bowl - slang
A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a version of "doggystyle" that involves sitting on a toilet. Just prior to climax, the guy inserts the "Nintendo thumb" of his left hand into his lady friend's butthole while simultaniously rubbing the "A/B thumb" of his right hand over her clitoris and begins to tap in a erratic and frantic manner; much like one would do while running any play involving Bo Jackson in Nintendo's "Tecmo Bowl." As the man cums, he may or may not choose to utter the following phrase: "Bo knows skanky bathroom sex!"
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear that Chris gave that girl from accounting 'The Tecmo Bowl' at the company party last weekend?"
Dude 2: "That doesn't surprise me... she seems like the type of skank that'd be into that kind of thing."
Dude 1: "Apparently Chris' thumbs are still numb!"