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What is Teachers?
Teachers are basic scumbags who do not give 2 shits about your social life. They pile on this fucking shit called homework that could take you hours to complete and once your done you have no time for yourself. And then the next day you just wanna shoots these fucking cunts who need to die soon. And then there's those useless tests on shit that your probably never gonna use ever like a fucking Cartesian plane. And you wait till the night before to study and u fail anyways. And then you just wish these teachers would get slaughtered by their own parents for fucks sake.
You fucking teachers are a pain in the ass
Teachers - meme gif
Teachers - video
Teachers - what is it?
An adult with a degree to teach subjects and say...
"The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."
And
"Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!"
And
"Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."
Student: Man, I can't wait to go home.
Teacher: Detention.
Student: I hate teachers.
What does "Teachers" mean?
An excellent British TV show, which began in 2001 and has gone from strength to strength. Sort of comedy, it's in a similar style to Peep Showand The Office.
Teachers is one of the best shows on Channel 4.
Teachers - what does it mean?
People who:
(1) Behave "friendly" to students whom they first meet {WARNING: THEY ARE FAKE NICE PEOPLE}.
(2) Start giving hard as heck homework to them
(3) Subtly kill students by homework, then
(4) Directly kill students by homework
(5) Announce the exam dates with glee
(6) Give them stress by including notes which aren't even in the goddamn syllabi and sends them to hell
(7) Do nothing but giving homework, dont even know how to teach
They do this much of these, but NEVER get karma.
Yikes, why are teachers so double-faced...
Oh PLEASE, our math teacher doesn't even know what is teaching.
Teachers - meaning
The reason that Cool Math Games is blocked and why they banned your life
teachers the demons from hell
Teachers - definition
There are many types of teachers:
1. Good: Straight, Smart and Fun, Not Hurting Students in Any Way, Helps Greatly!!!
2. Okay
3. Bad: Ones that treat you POORLY, ones that looks like crap, ones that stare at you and then look away, "pen--" heads, Ones that tell you to be quiet for no reason, Ones that put you somewhere else for no reason especially detentions, Ones that hate you for no good reason, Idiots that are very gay, racist, a-holes, not fun, very hard workers that get pisses, dictators, ones that want to shock you like a Goblin-Witch!!!
Students may have mostly bad teachers in their whole life, OTHERS THINK ABOUT TAKING OVER SCHOOL SO THEY WON'T DIE AND ESTABLISHING A RULE AGAINST BAD TEACHERS and I MEAN WHEN THEY GROW OLDER, others may not care, and others have the best teachers, and and others think ABOUT going Ninja-Style and Get Every TEACHER POSSIBLE that is bad, and others want to go to the best place in the world and have a very good time...
Did I mention that some teachers heads get wet from their head when they're very pissed and they have to clean off they're heads.
And some teachers can eat a whole horse, literally, and act like dictators. And some students might hunt them down like a Native American to a buffalo when they grow up!
Teachers - slang
People who liked school so much that they couldn't stand to leave.They 'have a passion for kids' and could never regret following the career path they chose.
They think that everyone likes them no matter what. Truthfully, nobody likes them at all.
Teachers are fun to annoy.
*Ways To Annoy Your Teachers:
1. Don't write your name on your papers.
2. Ask a lot of pointless questions that have nothing to
do with what you are learning. (ex: Why do you write
with a blue pen instead of a black one?)
3. Mumble LOUDLY to yourself while you are taking a test.
4. Role your pencil on your desk.
5. Refuse to answer questions out loud (on accout that it
conflicts with your religious beliefs).
6. Refer to your teacher as Sir or Mam. End every sentence
with Sir or Mam. (ex: The answer to number 13 is 9, Sir)
7. Don't pay attention. Say 'what?' everytime they call on
you.
Teachers
A grown ass adult who just cheated through college.
My *teachers* just graduated from college.
Teachers
Adults that dont know shit and give u crap for 18 years
Fuckin hate teachers
Teachers
There are 2 different kind of teachers:
1)Caring people who really want to help you learn and grow they want you to be ready to go out in the real world. They really do care about you but some teens jump to conclusion thinking that they dont care because they are being snappy one day out of a whole year. They have familys and problems just like the rest of us. They cant be perfect they are only human.
2)Dickfaces who live to terrorize kids lives. Usually men or old women. They say they care just so they can fuck with your mind but then go tell the whole staff about it and then you end up getting a phone call home and your parents find out about it and then you have all this drama shit on your hands. Until a #1 teacher tries to help you fix it!
1) Right now i have two teachers like this. Who really care and i know they care. Conversation between student and teacher
Student-Can i talk to you?
Teacher-Sure sit down. What is it?
Student-Well...blah blah blah *tear tear*
Teacher-Oh im so sorry. i know that things that happen in life make you a better stronger more mature person and i believe you are one of those stronger more mature people. Always remember you can talk to me about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.
Student-Thanks! You really do care dont you!!
2)i dont have an example for fuckers like this...they just suck!