The act of masturbating, or "Taking Care of Business" so to speak. Also known as:
Tickle the Crotch Beef
Touch the Clammy Bologna
Tame the Cranky Beaver
Tossing of Crotch Ballistics
Tapping the Creamy Bagel
Taunting the Canoe Badger
Twiddling Charlieβs Brother
Toyfully Cranking the Boner
Tenaciously Caressing the Bellhop
Tenderly Converting Believers
Teaching the Cabin Boy
Telltale Clam Blood
Toking the Crusty Barnacle
Taunting Captain Badly
Twisting and Clamping the Balls
Terrorizing Captain Bluehelmet
Tranquilly Capsizing the Buoy
Tasting Cunnilingus Breath
Tasteless Correction of Borneo
Tempting the Chicken Bucket
Taking Care of Bogey
Tempting Cleavage Bullets
Tricking the Carrot Below
Tightening Constricted Ballsacks
Ticklishly Clutching the Bollocks
Training Corporal Blinkey
Trigger the Catapult of Boing
Tossing the Cyclops a Bonbon
Trip the Carnal Bullseye
Torque the Creep Baton
Taint Caressing Begins
Taint Croquet Blastoff
Tossing Creamy Bullets
Tossing Chum Butter
Turbo Causes Blisters
Traveling the Cosmos and Beyond
Tease the Constricted Boa
Targeting Consecrated Bliss
Tormenting the Confused Bluefish
Tickling Chewbacca's Beard
Targeting Calculated Boinger
Treating the Caretaker for Blueballs
Tango with Creamy Balm
Touching the Crepe of Booyah
Titillate the Cobalt Balloons
Tempting Carnal Bliss
Taking Care of Bollocks
Taste the Crème Brule
Triggering the Combustible Banana
Titillating the Cylindrical Bulimic
Tubing the Carcass Balloon
Targeting for Cleavage Barrage
Tossing the Corpulent Bologna Trampus Coitus Bonkum
Tapping Curvaceous Backside
I was driving west on I-70 heading to Denver when I had the urge to TCB right in the middle of Kansas.
Abbreviation for Taking Care of Business; often used to refer to Bauchman-Turner Overdrive's hit song. Also used as slang in "legitimate businessmens' clubs" to desribe a job that must be done.
Bart: Who are those pleasant old men?
Homer: It's BTO -- they're Canada's answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB.
(long silence)
That's how we talked in the '70s. We didn't have a moment to spare.
Crackhead Girl: "Actin' a fool!? I ain't no fool! I got a GED."
Judge Joe Brown: "Sure...but you got a J-O-B?
Crackhead Girl: "Yeah, I let men have liquid explosions in me."
judge Joe Brown: "You call that a J-O-B? You need to T-C-B and get a real job! Now get your crackheaded ass out of my court! YOU SMELL LIKE HOT GARBAGE!