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What is E-mail?
Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.
It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!
E-mail - meme gif
E-mail - video
E-mail - what is it?
Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.
- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.
What does "E-mail" mean?
Something people forgot to use because of fucking social media.
Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.
E-mail - what does it mean?
How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.
young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?
E-mail - meaning
1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman
2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!
2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.
US postal worker: I'll take that.
Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.
US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
E-mail - definition
E-mail. A new way of making a tit of yourself in the office. Caused by sending to all, rather than your boss, or sending to your boss rather than to all. This is usually followed by the ailment known as foot in mouth, which itself is followed by being metaphorically raped, grilled, or rinsed.
Me: Hey, I found this hilarious picture of my boss on a porn site...let me see, I'll e-mail it to everyone and we can laugh at him...
*Pause*
*E-mail from boss, asking to see him RE the picture he just recieved...*
Oh shit!
Alternatively...
Me: This guy in my office is pissing me off. Jeez, just because I got found with his dog. I'm gonna e-mail the boss and ask for a transfer.
*Pause*
*Entire room erupts in laughter*
Oh shit!
E-mail - slang
Stuff that pisses me off most of the time unless i get porn.
Fucken E-mail I WANTED PORN!
Something Urban Dictionary forgot to send me upon rejecting my definition for “MLG”.
Damn, Urban Dictionary did not notify you by sending an e-mail? That's not nice
Something that Homestar Runner says to make something appear randomly...
Homestar: E-mail!
Strong Bad: I'm a-knocking on heaven's door *falls* HOLY CRAP!
a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.
Always scan your e-mails for viruses.