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What is Tarkov?
Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game
Friend 1: βHey, hop on tarkov!β
Friend 2: βOk!β
*gets headshot*
Tarkov - meme gif
Tarkov - video
Tarkov - what is it?
Someone who is addicted to the video game Escape from Tarkov. Most commonly spotted by the huge bags under their eyes, Or the beard on their neck. Sometimes at random intervals they will speak of Tarkov. However Tarkov addicts can be very dangerous, If it is passed 3 am do not disturb them as they can get very aggressive after they lose millions in a big raid or getting killed by exfil campers. They will become very defensive so it is recommended that you do not speak or approach them. A very famous Tarkov addict is a streamer who goes by the name AquaFPS. Another famous user is Π―Π°Π½ ΠΡΠΈΠ½Π°Π» also known as Toasterbrain696, He is extremely aggresive whenever he comes out of his coom cocoon and will be hostile towards any life it detects. His back is curved and he now looks like a rat with a graphics card hanging out of his mouth. There also one Π―Π°Π½ ΠΡΠΈΠ½Π°Π» shoved halfway in his anus.
Toasterbrain696s friends in an intervention: Dude you need serious help, We got you a plane ticket to rehab in california, If you dont accept treatment then we cant watch you die over you're tarkov addiction.
Toasterbrain696: I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED FOR THAT LONG, I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION, JUST BECAUSE I STABBED 27 PEOPLE TO DEATH AFTER LOSING MILLIONS IN A RAID IN TARKOV DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN ADDICTION.
What does "Tarkov" mean?
You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.
"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."
Tarkov - what does it mean?
Tarkover is a sexual position, usually involving two or more individuals of the same sex, in which one of them gets stuck while other people 'shift' in them, usually with relationships that involve oral and anal at the same time.
''Bro we should get the tarkovers and do a party!"
''Heya any Tarkovers ready for a raid?''
Tarkov - meaning
When you absoloutely get shit on or shit on someone in the game Escape From Tarkov.
"John died to a bloke from 300m away, John got absolutely Tarkoved on."
Tarkov - definition
When you get killed for a bad reason in the online game Escape from Tarkov.
Fuck me dude i just got tarkoved again
Tarkov - slang
When you are palying Escape From Tarkov and you get absolutely fucked by some random weirdo from 10 miles away
DAMN I JUST GOT SNIPED FROM DOME
Lol you got tarkoved
Tarkov
Getting bent over no lube and just taking it
Ran around the corner and pulled the trigger but got disconnected. Tarkoved once again.
Tarkov
To get killed or fucked within the game tarkov by one of the many many bugs within the game
Ah shit man that scav 1 tapped me from the other side of the map, i've just been tarkoved
Tarkov
The funky ass smell of a bathroom after somebody blows it up while smoking a cigarette.
Holy fuck it smells like a Tarkov in here. Did you smoke in my house again ? You fucktard