Definder - what does the word mean?

What is TMP?

T olu's
M assive
P enis

The part of Tolu that comes out and makes her a big bitch who never shuts up.

**origin of Mike and Shane

When Tolu acts like a stuck up bitch and never shuts up her TMP is showing.

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TMP - meme gif

TMP meme gif

TMP - video


TMP - what is it?

TMP is teh l33t 3char :P

haah

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What does "TMP" mean?

The Magic Pussy-

An Acronym for a woman known for being amazing at sex or simply having a vagina that will make you blow your load in a few mintutes

"Yo bro be carfull tonight that chick Tymeka has TMP"

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TMP - what does it mean?

Too Much Porn

My computer froze up again, i think its from TMP.

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TMP - meaning

An extremely powerfull weapon cablable of killing anything in its path. Many people try to use the TMP, but fail misserably.
Only the best hugest nerds that play CS all day long, are able to snipe with the TMP on maps such as de_dust2 and de_inferno

Many times have i been raped by a huge nerd at huge ranged, but this is only possible with a TMP.

The only weapon cabable of beating a huge nerd with a TMP is a huge nerd with duel scoped, duel berreta elites with duel laser sights.

DE_DUST2:
Huge nerd #1 is CT and buys TMP.
Huge nerd #1's team is ecoing and decides to all camp B.
Huge nerd #2 is T and buys Elites.

Huge nerd #1 tries to sniper with the TMP at mid through DD.
Huge nerd #2 Duel Sniper Duel Elites mid from T spawn.

Huge nerd #2 killed Huge nerd #1 with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Heaton with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Potti with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Fisker with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Element with a duel elites

SK: GG

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TMP - definition

Touch My Penis
or in Spanish, Toca Me la Penga
It is multi-lingual.

This came from a conversation about abbreviations such as IDK, OMG etc... thus TMP was born.

TMP has already spread widely through out Houston and we hope it continues to do so. Young and old all appreciate the TMP.

OMG, TMP! What are you doing 2nite? IDK TMP?

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TMP - slang

TMP also known as - Touch My Penis
One male is pinned down and another male pulls out his penis and begins to masterbate on to the first male. The first male must touch the other males penis (and suffer being called a faggot). If the penis is not touched, then the only way to end the game is by the other male finishing.

TMP!!!!!!

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TMP

1.Can be summed up in 2 words: Ownage Machine
2.Gun that noobs think is weak

1.P1:I weild the ownage machin!
P2:Oh you mean the TMP?
2.Omfg wtf h4x wtf he kild me w/ teh tmp wtf wat a h4x0r tmp si teh suk!

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TMP

Acronym for "too much pressure".
Could also be used in the context of something being too much effort, and you can't be bothered.

Created by Rosie Lord and not George Shiel

I'm not going tonight its just tmp right now

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TMP

Text my phone

1. tmp for the info

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