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What is THROMBOSIS?
Noun
1. A misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it's a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. This is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. When he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his shagrin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. From his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the assertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his penis through the window. The peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his lustful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his penis.
"A peeping thrombosis sometimes occurs when spying on the girls at summer camp."
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THROMBOSIS - what is it?
This is when you use the "withdrawel method" During sex.
Your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and cums.
The little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing "Little Sperm Thrombosis"!
Luke: Im coming babe!
Nat: Well Get it out then!!
Luke: What?? (orgasmic)
Nat: I dont want to be preggers!
Luke: Ok (flaps it out)
Nat: Thanks babe!
Luke: Im still gunna come though!
Nat: My mouths open!
Luke: (releaved) Too Late!
Nat: Aww Look at the little sperm!
Luke: Aww! Its Little Sperm thrombosis!
Nat: Bless!
What does "THROMBOSIS" mean?
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imma speedrun Just Cause 3 until I get DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS
THROMBOSIS - what does it mean?
Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) occurs when a blood clot (thrombus) forms in one or more of the deep veins in the body, usually in the legs. Deep vein thrombosis can cause leg pain or swelling. Sometimes there are no noticeable symptoms. You can get DVT if you have certain medical conditions that affect how the blood clots.
100% speedrunning just cause 3 multiple times may give you deep vein thrombosis
THROMBOSIS - meaning
This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.
Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.
Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
THROMBOSIS - definition
Deep vein thrombosis occurs when you receive damage to a vein from surgery or trauma and inflammation due to infection or injury
Or repeatedly torturing yourself by speed running just cause 3
I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis
THROMBOSIS - slang
Plural: refer to thrombosis; have a lot of huge, bloodfilled, raging, vein popping crank!!!
"Dang, iam glad we dont have a bunch of chupis in the shop, their thrombosi would be overwelming!!!"
THROMBOSIS
The formation of a clot (a.k.a. thrombus) within a blood vessel thereby restricting the flow of blood.
Wilford Brimley got a deep venous thrombosis due to inactivity during an international flight. Lets hope he doesn't get a pulmonary embolism.